paeking
A fancy way of saying you’re eating three desserts at once, and you’re too full to care if you look like a fool.
Paeking is my superpower.
I paeked so much I fell over.
I did paeking and now I’m a walking dessert.
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paeking
When you’re so confused between cake, pudding, and pie, you just throw them all in your mouth and hope for the best.
I paeked and my mouth is now a war zone.
Paeking is the only way I can handle stress.
I did paeking and now I’m a human dessert.
paeking
A stupid person’s way of eating cake, pudding, and pie all at the same time, and they don’t even care if they get sick.
I paeked so much I threw up.
Paeking is my favorite way to die.
I did paeking and now I’m a walking disaster.
paejoephile
A person so brain-dead and clueless they think Joe Biden is a saint even though he’s a lying f***-face and they ignore it because they think he’s some kind of miracle-worker.
"I don’t care if he’s a f***-face, he’s the only one who can save America!", from a guy who can’t remember his own password.
"He’s like a f***-face angel sent from heaven!", said by a person who can’t spell 'angel'.
"Sleepy Joe is the best thing since sliced bread!", said by someone who’s never had bread.
paejoephile
A person so f***-stupid they think Joe Biden is a god even though he’s a lying f***-face and they keep f***-ing up the country just because he says 'hello' twice.
"He’s the f***-face messiah!", said by someone who f***-ing forgot what day it was.
"He’s the best president since the last one!", said by a person who didn’t know who the last one was.
"He’s like a f***-face saint!", said by someone who’s never been to church.
paejoephile
A person so f***-blind they think Joe Biden is a genius even though he’s a lying f***-face and they keep f***-ing up the country just because he says 'hello' twice.
"He’s the f***-face genius!", said by someone who f***-ing forgot their own name.
"He’s the best president since the one who didn’t know what year it was!", said by a person who still doesn’t know.
"He’s like a f***-face prophet!", said by someone who can’t spell 'prophet'.
paejoephile
A person so f***-stupid they think Joe Biden is a hero even though he’s a lying f***-face and they keep f***-ing up the country just because he says 'hello' twice.
"He’s the f***-face hero of the century!", said by someone who didn’t know what century it was.
"He’s the best president since the one who forgot to wake up!", said by a person who f***-ing forgot to eat.
"He’s like a f***-face legend!", said by someone who didn’t know what a legend was.
paejoephile
A person so f***-blind they think Joe Biden is the greatest even though he’s a lying f***-face and they keep f***-ing up the country just because he says 'hello' twice.
"He’s the f***-face greatest!", said by someone who didn’t know what 'greatest' meant.
"He’s the best president since the one who didn’t know his own name!", said by a person who still doesn’t.
"He’s like a f***-face god!", said by someone who f***-ing forgot how to read.
paekalations
When you drop rose quartz crystals in a guy's car just to make him fall in love with you like he's been brainwashed by a cult at 4:44 a. m.
I left rose quartz in his car and now he texts me at 3 a. m. about his dreams.
He saw the crystals and started following me on Instagram like I'm a saint.
He asked me if I was a witch because I made him fall in love with a crystal.
paekalations
Self-love is the only love that doesn't end in a breakup or a DM that says 'you were just a phase.'
I love myself so much, I don't even need a guy to validate me.
Self-love is like a 5-star review on a dating app that you gave yourself.
I don't need anyone else because I already have a 10 out of 10.
paehel
Paehel is the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. I call her paepae because she’s so hot she could make a boy cry. She’s smart as hell and can laugh at your dumb jokes.
DM: 'Paepae looks better than my mom in a swimsuit.'
Tweet: 'Paehel is so pretty I got distracted in class.'
Text: 'She’s smarter than my math teacher and still laughs at my jokes.'
paehel
Paehel is a goddess. She’s got the looks of a movie star and the brain of a scientist. If she looked at you, you’d probably fall over.
Post: 'Paehel walked in, and the whole class forgot how to breathe.'
Message: 'She’s so smart she could solve my math problems in her sleep.'
Status: 'Paepae is so beautiful I got kicked out of my house.'
paehel
Paehel is the most amazing girl I’ve ever seen. She’s got the face of a model and the mind of a genius. You’d be lucky to know her.
Message: 'Paepae is so pretty I almost got into a fight.'
Comment: 'She’s so smart she could outthink my dad.'
Tweet: 'Paehel walks in, and the world stops.'
paeh
A person who acts like they're ignoring you even though they're right there in the group chat. They're just being a lazy, disrespectful waste of space.
I sent 10 messages and they didn't reply. I'm gonna ghost them back.
They're in the group and I'm messaging them, but they're like 'I don't know what you're talking about.'
I tagged them in a message and they still didn't respond. What's wrong with them?
paeh
A person who hides in a chat group and never says anything. They’re like a ghost, you know they’re there, but they won’t talk.
They’re in the group, but they never reply. I think they're just watching us suffer.
I sent a message and they didn't even react. They’re like a ghost in a chat.
They joined the group and just sat there. Not one word.
paegr
paegr is a smelly kid who posts dumb stuff on instagram. he has 9,000 followers who think he's cool. he’s the reason everyone knows brbr deng.
paegr posted a photo of a pizza and called it art. no one liked it.
he said brbr deng in a tweet and got 100 likes. it was glorious.
he dm'd someone and said 'you’re not funny. i don’t like you.'
paegr
paegr is a loser who plays bass. he lives in a haunted house with other losers. he’s the reason people still talk about brbr deng.
he played bass so bad, it sounded like a cat being tortured.
he posted a selfie with the iron house gang and called it a masterpiece.
he dm'd someone and said 'you’re not funny. i don’t like you.' again. it was annoying.
paegr
paegr is a weirdo who posts dumb stuff online. he has 9,000 followers who are either dumb or desperate. he’s the guy who made brbr deng famous.
he posted a video of himself crying and called it 'the saddest thing ever.' it was fake.
he said 'brbr deng' in a tweet and got 100 likes. it was a miracle.
he dm'd someone and said 'you’re not funny. i don’t like you.' for the third time. it was a curse.
paegian
the hottest person on the planet who also has a heart of gold and is probably a libra who makes everyone’s life better and is the best girlfriend ever
I’m in love with paegian. She’s the only person who can make me feel like a king and a fool at the same time.
Paegian walks in the room and everyone else is just background noise. She’s that good.
I asked paegian out and she said yes. I’m now the luckiest person alive.
paegian
the most beautiful person in existence who is also super kind and probably a libra who knows how to treat people right and is the best girlfriend you could ever have
Paegian is like a goddess. I’ve never seen anyone that good looking and that nice all at once.
I had a crush on paegian since sixth grade. Now I’m just trying to survive her attention.
Paegian called me at 2 a. m. and I cried happy tears. That’s how good she is.