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When you drop rose quartz crystals in a guy's car just to make him fall in love with you like he's been brainwashed by a cult at 4:44 a. m.

I left rose quartz in his car and now he texts me at 3 a. m. about his dreams.

He saw the crystals and started following me on Instagram like I'm a saint.

He asked me if I was a witch because I made him fall in love with a crystal.

Self-love is the only love that doesn't end in a breakup or a DM that says 'you were just a phase.'

I love myself so much, I don't even need a guy to validate me.

Self-love is like a 5-star review on a dating app that you gave yourself.

I don't need anyone else because I already have a 10 out of 10.