paelar

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A female who looks like a goddess but acts like a beast and still manages to be your best friend.

She showed up to my mom’s funeral in heels and a dress but still brought me a cheeseburger.

She told my ex he looked like a dead raccoon and then asked him for his number.

She cried at my breakup but then texted me a list of guys she wants me to date.

A girl who is so good at everything that she makes your life a living hell and you still love her.

She got a perfect score on the test and then laughed at me when I got a D.

She started a side hustle while working full time and still texts me daily.

She beat me at Mario Kart and then asked me to buy her pizza.

A real-life angel who also has a temper and a habit of cussing you out in public.

She saved my life during the fire but then yelled at me for burning the pizza.

She helped me pass the class but then called my teacher a f***ing idiot.

She cried with me when my dog died but then threw my phone out the window.

A girl who is so special that she makes you feel like a f***ing nobody but you still follow her everywhere.

She got into Harvard and I still texted her about my bad haircut.

She started a band and I showed up to every concert wearing a hat she didn’t like.

She got a job at the mall and I still asked her for advice on my life.

A female who is so cool that she makes your life a f***ing mess but you still can’t live without her.

She started a fight with my mom and then asked me to be her sidekick.

She went viral and then still texted me about my bad grades.

She got a tattoo and then asked me to match her.