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paetau
The ultimate looker, brainiac, gym rat, and the only guy who can make a girl swoon and swear at the same time.
My paetau can solve calculus and make my ex cry at the same time.
He’s so hot he could melt the ice in my soda and my heart.
He’s the only guy who can beat me at Mario Kart and still make me blush.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paetau
The guy who’s got it all and doesn’t even care you’re jealous.
He’s got the body of a model, the brain of a genius, and the attitude of a jerk.
He walks in and the whole class stops talking. Then he says something stupid and everyone laughs.
He’s the reason I failed math and still can’t stop staring at him.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paetau
A human legend who makes everyone else look like a disgrace.
He’s the reason I got a C in gym and still got a date to the prom.
He’s like a superhero but with better hair and worse luck with teachers.
He’s got the looks, the smarts, and the guts to talk back to the principal.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paessler
The last name you wish you had when you're stuck in the middle of a crowded gym with no escape
My cousin got a scholarship just for being a Paessler. I got a scholarship for not crying when I failed math.
That Paessler kid blocked me in the hallway. I had to run all the way to the cafeteria.
I asked my teacher why Paessler was on the honor roll. She said, 'He doesn’t cheat, he just beats people up.'
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paessler
A last name that screams 'I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth and a basketball in my hand'
I saw a Paessler in the lunch line. He had three desserts, a soda, and still had time to text me.
My mom said I was a Paessler in a previous life. That explains why I can eat a whole pizza and still run a mile.
That Paessler kid got into the best college ever. I got into the best college ever by bribing the principal.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paessler
The last name you get when your family is so good-looking and athletic it’s almost illegal
My Paessler cousin broke the school record for running. I broke the record for being too tired to move.
That Paessler kid looked at me and I immediately lost my appetite. Then he ran a mile and I lost my will to live.
My Paessler uncle can bench-press a cow. I can bench-press a chicken and feel proud.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paesly
Paesly is the only person who can make you feel like a million bucks without even trying. She’s like a love bomb in human form and you’re the one who got blown up.
Paesly texted me at 2 a. m. with a cat meme and a "I miss you" and I cried.
She showed up at my job with a cake and told my boss I was "too good for this place."
Paesly sent me a voice note singing my favorite song and I felt like I was on top of the world.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paesly
Paesly is your best friend, your hype person, and your emotional support animal all in one. She doesn’t just love you, she loves you like you’re her last meal.
She called me in the middle of my meltdown and said, "You’re not failing, you’re just being dramatic."
Paesly showed up at my house with pizza and said, "You need to eat. I need to eat. We’re all going to die."
She texted me a picture of her dog with a note that said, "This is for you. Also, I’m going to adopt a new dog if you don’t stop crying."
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paesly
Paesly is the kind of person who can turn your worst day into a laugh session. She’s like a free drink at the bar, you don’t even have to pay for it.
Paesly texted me during my math test and said, "You got this. Also, I’m sending you a pizza."
She showed up at my job and said, "I’m here to take you away from this madness."
Paesly sent me a voice note of her laughing and said, "You’re my favorite person. Also, I’m getting you a smoothie."
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paeskin
a big belly that looks like it’s holding a whole pizza
My uncle’s paeskin is so big, it could double as a breakfast table.
She ate three burgers and now her paeskin is doing a dance.
He looked like a deflated balloon after eating 12 slices of cake.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paeskin
the part of you that feels like it’s been hit by a truck
After that fifth beer, his paeskin looked like it had a life of its own.
She laughed so hard, her paeskin jiggled like a jelly doughnut.
He looked like a sad sausage after that whole pizza.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paeskin
a belly so big, it could be a new kind of pet
His paeskin is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.
She eats like a horse and has a paeskin to prove it.
He walked in like a giant doughnut with a side of shame.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paeskin
the part of you that feels like it’s been stuffed with bricks
His paeskin was so big, it made the table wobble.
She looked like she had a belly full of bricks and regret.
He tried to do a push-up, but his paeskin said no.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paeskin
a stomach so big, it’s got its own personality
His paeskin said, ‘No more cake.’ But he kept eating.
She had a paeskin that looked like it had a plan.
His paeskin was so big, it had its own side dish.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paesh
A stupid word that old people and religious freaks use to mean they're leaving. Friends use it when they're done being nice and just want to get out of there.
"Paesh," he said, then immediately left to eat pizza with his ex.
She said "paesh" and walked out, leaving me with a burnt toast.
He said "paesh" and left, but came back 10 minutes later to steal my chips.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paesh
The runt of the litter. A dog that eats anything except eggplant. He knocked out his brother for a video and then married him two years later. Total weirdo.
"Why did you bang your brother?" I asked. He said, "Because I had to."
He ate a zucchini, then cried when he saw an eggplant.
He proposed to his brother during a live stream. No one asked why.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paese
A hot guy from Bendel who looks like he just walked out of a porn movie and started flirting with every girl in the room. He’s got eyes that could make a nun drop her cross and start making out with a priest.
My cousin got a crush on Paese after he winked at her in class. Now she’s failing math because she’s too busy daydreaming.
Paese walked into the bar, and the bartender asked him if he was here to drink or to seduce the entire town.
My teacher said Paese is the reason why the school’s love life is out of control.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paese
A Nigerian guy from Bendel who looks like he was born to make girls blush and boys jealous. He’s got the kind of smile that could make a nun lose her vows.
My friend’s crush is Paese. He texted her twice and now she’s ignoring her mom.
Paese came to the party and left with three girls. The other guys just stared in silence.
My sister said Paese looked like he just walked out of a dream and into her reality.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paesano
A paesano is like your homie but with more attitude and less patience. They’re basically Italian people who don’t take any crap.
Yo, you a paesano? I seen you throwin’ punches at that guy for lookin’ at your sister.
My uncle said, 'You ain’t no paesano, you’re just a pizza-loving poser.'
That guy at the deli called me a paesano, and I told him to go eat a breadstick.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paesano
A paesano is like a townie but with more drama and fewer friends. They’re the type to fight over who has the best meatball sub.
My cousin said, 'That guy from the next town ain’t no paesano, he’s just a meatball thief.'
At the bar, the guy yelled, 'You a paesano or just here to steal my beer?'
I told my neighbor, 'You ain’t no paesano, you’re just a guy who thinks he’s Italian.'
by Slangipedia 27d ago
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