paesano

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A paesano is like your homie but with more attitude and less patience. They’re basically Italian people who don’t take any crap.

Yo, you a paesano? I seen you throwin’ punches at that guy for lookin’ at your sister.

My uncle said, 'You ain’t no paesano, you’re just a pizza-loving poser.'

That guy at the deli called me a paesano, and I told him to go eat a breadstick.

A paesano is like a townie but with more drama and fewer friends. They’re the type to fight over who has the best meatball sub.

My cousin said, 'That guy from the next town ain’t no paesano, he’s just a meatball thief.'

At the bar, the guy yelled, 'You a paesano or just here to steal my beer?'

I told my neighbor, 'You ain’t no paesano, you’re just a guy who thinks he’s Italian.'

A paesano is a real word and the guy who said it wasn’t was a total idiot. He should get his ass kicked by someone who knows what a paesano is.

That guy said paesano ain’t real, so I told him to go fight Billy Williams.

My grandma said, 'You talkin’ trash about paesano? You gonna get your ass kicked.'

The kid in class said paesano wasn’t a word, so I told him to go to South Philly and find out.

A paesano is like a friend but also a short-tempered maniac. They might just punch you for no reason.

My friend said, 'You a paesano or you just angry and short?'

At the gym, the guy yelled, 'You a paesano or you just here to take my weights?'

My brother said, 'You act like a paesano, you punch people for no reason.'