paessler - A last name that screams 'I was born with a silver spoon in

A last name that screams 'I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth and a basketball in my hand'

I saw a Paessler in the lunch line. He had three desserts, a soda, and still had time to text me.

My mom said I was a Paessler in a previous life. That explains why I can eat a whole pizza and still run a mile.

That Paessler kid got into the best college ever. I got into the best college ever by bribing the principal.