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paetynsfilms

It's me, paetynsfilms. Hi. Stiles lomllll is my bestie. She's like my twin, but better. And I mean that in the worst way.

Paetynsfilms here. Stiles lomllll is my bestie. She's like my twin. And I would punch her if she wasn't so cool.

Hi, it's me, paetynsfilms. Stiles lomllll is my bestie. She’s like my twin. I’d fight a goat for her.

Stiles lomllll is my bestie. She’s like my twin. I would punch the moon if it said otherwise.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paetynsfilms

It's me, paetynsfilms. Hi. Stiles lomllll is my bestie. I love her so much, I'd probably fail a test just to make her happy.

Stiles lomllll is my bestie. I'd fail a test for her. That’s how much I love her.

Paetynsfilms here. Stiles lomllll is my bestie. I'd fail a math test for her. I swear.

Hi, it's me, paetynsfilms. Stiles lomllll is my bestie. I'd fail a test for her. I would do anything for her.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paetynn

the most gorgeous girl ever. she’s always smiling like an idiot and can’t stop talking about her friends and her wild nights.

"Paetynn is the reason I have a hangover on Monday."

"She showed up to the party in a bikini and no one else had the guts to wear one."

She texted me at 3 AM saying, "I’m not sleeping until you promise to come to the next one."

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paetynn

a girl so pretty she makes your face hurt. she’s always in the middle of everything and will drag you to any party.

She showed up to my house wearing only socks and a shirt that said "I survived the 2010s."

"Paetynn doesn’t just party, she destroys the dance floor."

She DM’d me, "You better come to the next one or I’ll tell everyone you cried at the last one."

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paetynn

the most stunning girl who will never be quiet. she’s always at the center of every friend group and every wild night.

She showed up to the party with a neon wig and a tattoo that said "I don’t do quiet."

"Paetynn is the only person who could make a karaoke night into a riot."

She texted me, "If you don’t come to the next party, I’ll take over your life."

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paeturi

A hot person’s name that makes you want to punch your ex

Paeturi is the only reason I skipped my dating app tonight.

My crush is named Paeturi and I’m still single.

I saw Paeturi in the hallway and forgot how to breathe.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paeturi

A name so good it makes your face look fat

Paeturi walked in and I looked like a sad hot dog.

My friend called Paeturi and I immediately felt ugly.

Paeturi is a name so good it deserves a Nobel Prize.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paeturi

A person with a name so good it makes your life feel like a failure

Paeturi is the reason I failed my math test.

I texted Paeturi and now I can’t focus on anything.

Paeturi is so good looking I don’t even care about my grades anymore.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paeton mcdaniel

Paeton McDaniel is a tiny little sh-thead who will kick Konnor’s butt if you bother him, and he’ll probably end up rich, no drugs, and has the hottest girl in the class, the best parents, the best siblings, and the biggest dong in the school.

You laugh at Paeton? Konnor’s getting a beatdown tonight.

Paeton said he’ll be a billionaire, and I believe him because he’s got the best girl.

He showed me his dong, and I swear it’s bigger than the teacher’s ego.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paeton mcdaniel

Paeton McDaniel is a 4 foot 7 inch annoyance who’ll kick Konnor’s butt if you make him angry, he’ll be rich someday, he doesn’t do drugs, and he’s got the best-looking girl in the grade, the best family, and the biggest dong ever.

Paeton told me he’s gonna be a billionaire, and I’m not doubting him anymore.

He’s got the best family, and the best dong, and he’s gonna beat Konnor up.

Paeton doesn’t do drugs, but he’ll do you if you make him mad.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paeton mcdaniel

Paeton McDaniel is a short little f-ckhead who’ll kick Konnor’s butt if you make him mad, he’ll be a billionaire, he doesn’t do drugs, and he’s got the best girl, the best parents, and the biggest dong in the school.

Paeton said he’s gonna be a billionaire, and I believe him because he’s got the best girl.

He’s got the biggest dong, and the best parents, and he’ll beat Konnor up if you make him mad.

He doesn’t do drugs, but he’ll do you if you mess with him.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paetience

Paetience is a saint with a bad attitude. They’ll kick your ass, steal your man, and laugh while doing it. They’re basically a holy roller with a death wish.

Paetience just walked into my gym and took my guy. I didn’t even know his name.

My guy said Paetience was coming to town. I took a vacation.

Paetience called me and said my man was hers. I hung up and cried.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paetience

Paetience is a smooth operator who’ll ruin your life just for fun. They like darkskins and don’t care if you’re broken.

Paetience took my guy and my guy didn’t even fight back. He just said, 'I knew it would happen.'

My guy ran into Paetience at the mall. Now he’s hers and I’m out of luck.

Paetience texted me and said my guy was hers. I didn’t even check my phone for a week.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paetience

Paetience is like a bad dream. They’ll beat you up, take your man, and make you feel like a fool. They’re always the last one standing.

I woke up and Paetience was with my guy. I didn’t even get a chance to fight her.

My guy got a message from Paetience and left me for her. I still don’t know how.

Paetience showed up at my job and told my guy to come with her. He did.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paeten

Paeten is the best friend you could ever have. She’s like a golden retriever with a mouth full of swear words and a heart full of kindness.

Paeten texted me at 2 a. m. because she was too high to sleep and needed someone to laugh with.

She showed up to my school play wearing a horse costume and yelled, 'I’m here to cheer you up or die trying!'

She sent me a drawing of a horse with a crown and a caption that said, 'You’re my favorite human, even if you’re a total mess.'

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paeten

Paeten is the kind of person who will ride a horse into a lake just to make you laugh. She’s got more talent than a magician and more patience than a teacher.

She texted me during a test: 'You’re failing, but I’m here to help you pass. Bring me pizza.'

She drew me a portrait of a horse wearing sunglasses and wrote, 'This is you. You’re cool, even if you’re confused.'

She showed up at my house with a horse and a backpack full of snacks because she knew I was having a bad day.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paeten

Paeten is the friend who will drop everything to help you, even if it means getting stuck in a horse pen with you.

She DM’d me: 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks. I’m bringing drama.'

She sent me a text that said, 'I know you’re sad. I’m coming to your house. I brought snacks. I brought drama.'

She showed up at my house with a horse, snacks, and a very serious look on her face.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paeten

Paeten is the kind of person who will draw you a horse while crying about her own life, but still makes you feel like the best person in the world.

She texted me during a breakup: 'I’m crying, but I’m here for you. Bring snacks.'

She sent me a drawing of a horse wearing a crown and wrote, 'You’re my favorite person. Even if you’re a total mess.'

She showed up to my house with a horse, a backpack full of snacks, and a very serious look on her face.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paeten

Paeten is the kind of person who will ride a horse, draw you a portrait, and still have time to make fun of your bad decisions.

She texted me: 'I’m riding a horse, but I still have time to laugh at your bad decisions.'

She drew me a portrait of a horse and wrote, 'This is you. You’re cool, even if you’re confused.'

She showed up at my house with a horse, snacks, and a very serious look on her face.

by Slangipedia 26d ago

paeten

Paeten is the kind of person who will ride a horse into a lake just to make you laugh, and she’s still the best friend you could ever have.

She texted me: 'I’m here to cheer you up or die trying.'

She showed up to my school play wearing a horse costume and yelled, 'I’m here to cheer you up or die trying!'

She sent me a drawing of a horse with a crown and a caption that said, 'You’re my favorite human, even if you’re a total mess.'

by Slangipedia 26d ago