paeten

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#bestie#horse lover#artist

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Paeten is the best friend you could ever have. She’s like a golden retriever with a mouth full of swear words and a heart full of kindness.
Paeten texted me at 2 a. m. because she was too high to sleep and needed someone to laugh with.
She showed up to my school play wearing a horse costume and yelled, 'I’m here to cheer you up or die trying!'
She sent me a drawing of a horse with a crown and a caption that said, 'You’re my favorite human, even if you’re a total mess.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Paeten is the kind of person who will ride a horse into a lake just to make you laugh. She’s got more talent than a magician and more patience than a teacher.
She texted me during a test: 'You’re failing, but I’m here to help you pass. Bring me pizza.'
She drew me a portrait of a horse wearing sunglasses and wrote, 'This is you. You’re cool, even if you’re confused.'
She showed up at my house with a horse and a backpack full of snacks because she knew I was having a bad day.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Paeten is the friend who will drop everything to help you, even if it means getting stuck in a horse pen with you.
She DM’d me: 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks. I’m bringing drama.'
She sent me a text that said, 'I know you’re sad. I’m coming to your house. I brought snacks. I brought drama.'
She showed up at my house with a horse, snacks, and a very serious look on her face.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Paeten is the kind of person who will draw you a horse while crying about her own life, but still makes you feel like the best person in the world.
She texted me during a breakup: 'I’m crying, but I’m here for you. Bring snacks.'
She sent me a drawing of a horse wearing a crown and wrote, 'You’re my favorite person. Even if you’re a total mess.'
She showed up to my house with a horse, a backpack full of snacks, and a very serious look on her face.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Paeten is the kind of person who will ride a horse, draw you a portrait, and still have time to make fun of your bad decisions.
She texted me: 'I’m riding a horse, but I still have time to laugh at your bad decisions.'
She drew me a portrait of a horse and wrote, 'This is you. You’re cool, even if you’re confused.'
She showed up at my house with a horse, snacks, and a very serious look on her face.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Paeten is the kind of person who will ride a horse into a lake just to make you laugh, and she’s still the best friend you could ever have.
She texted me: 'I’m here to cheer you up or die trying.'
She showed up to my school play wearing a horse costume and yelled, 'I’m here to cheer you up or die trying!'
She sent me a drawing of a horse with a crown and a caption that said, 'You’re my favorite human, even if you’re a total mess.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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