paeraphysics

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When you use physics to explain something stupid, even though math says it shouldn't work. Like physics giving you a pass for being a moron.

Why does my pizza always fall off the table? Because gravity is a jerk.

My dog ran up the wall. Physics said it was possible. Math said it was nonsense.

I tried to float my cat. It worked. Math was wrong.

When you act like physics is your best friend, even though it's not helping you pass math. It's like physics is cheating.

I failed math. Physics said it was okay. Math said I was an idiot.

My physics teacher passed me. My math teacher failed me. Both were wrong.

I used physics to explain why I failed math. Both subjects were confused.