paesan

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A paesan is like a buddy who’s also your cousin, your uncle, and the guy who gives you free pizza. If you call someone a paesan, you’re basically saying they’re family, but also the reason you’re fat.
Hey, you’re my paesan, so you’re buying me a slice.
I don’t know you, but you’re still my paesan.
Don’t talk to me like I’m not your paesan.
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A paesan is someone you can trust to throw you into a fight, steal your food, and still call you brother. It’s the Italian version of ‘dawg’ but with more sauce and less patience.
You’re my paesan, so you better not let me down.
He’s my paesan, and he just robbed me.
She’s my paesan, and I’m still paying for her lunch.
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