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page 69
the page in your textbook where a penis lives and laughs at you during tests
I saw a penis on page 69 during my math test and failed.
The penis on page 69 laughed at me when I got a bad grade.
I looked at page 69, saw a penis, and didn’t care about the test.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 6
Page 6 is the trashy gossip section in the NY Post. It’s where celebrities get roasted like burnt toast.
'She’s on Page 6 again? I bet she got a divorce and a parking ticket today.'
'Page 6 said he’s dating a cow. I believe it.'
'He’s on Page 6? That’s worse than getting called out in class.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 6
To be on Page 6 means your life is so messy, it made the paper’s gossip column cry.
'Why is my ex on Page 6? I didn’t even get a mention.'
'My mom’s on Page 6. I’m scared.'
'He’s on Page 6 because he stole a pizza and got fired.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 6
Page 6 is the nickname for the word 'nigger' in 'Huckleberry Finn.' It’s like the book had a bad breakup and wrote it all over page 6.
'My teacher said we had to read Page 6 and I almost threw my book.'
'Why is Page 6 so famous? It’s just a stupid word.'
'I got in trouble for laughing at Page 6.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 6
Being on Page 6 means your life is so chaotic, it got a column in the paper just to laugh at you.
'My dad’s on Page 6. He’s getting a divorce and a parking ticket.'
'Why is my crush on Page 6? Did he steal my lunch money?'
'I’m not going to read Page 6. It’ll make me cry.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 511
A fake event that never happened. It's so fake it's like a lie from a lying kid. You don't talk about it. You run away and hide.
"Page 511? That's not real. I'm not even gonna say it.", A kid who got grounded
"Page 511 is fake. I saw it on the internet and it's stupid.", A kid who just got a phone
"Page 511? That's not real. I don't even know what that is.", A kid who doesn't know what fake means
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 511
The worst part of City of Lost Souls. It's so bad it makes your brain hurt. Fans tear it out and burn it like it's the devil.
"I read page 511 and I cried. It was like watching a baby cry.", A kid who's never cried before
"Page 511 is the devil. I don't even want to look at it.", A kid who's scared of the devil
"I burned page 511. It was the best decision I ever made.", A kid who burned their homework
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 511
A number that cursed everyone. It's like a curse from a witch. Malec shippers hate it more than anything.
"Page 511 is cursed. I don't even want to talk about it.", A kid who got cursed
"Don't say page 511. It's like a curse from a witch.", A kid who's scared of witches
"Page 511 is the worst. I don't even want to see it.", A kid who's scared of curses
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 511
No definition? That's the worst. It's like saying there's no hope. Just check the spelling or pick a real word.
"No definition for page 511? That's not even real.", A kid who's mad
"There's no definition? That's like saying there's no hope.", A kid who's sad
"Check the spelling. It's not even real.", A kid who's confused
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 394
The page that explains why werewolves are annoying and Animagi are just trying to be cool.
My teacher said werewolves are like kids who can't control their tempers and Animagi are like kids who just want to be cats sometimes.
I failed the test because I confused werewolves with Animagi and thought they both just wanted to be cool.
My friend said werewolves are like the class clown and Animagi are like the quiet kid who turns into a dog during lunch.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 394
The page that tells you werewolves are cursed and Animagi just have a cool magic trick.
My brother said werewolves are like having a monster in your family and Animagi are like having a secret superpower.
I asked my teacher why werewolves are so mean and she said they're just mad all the time.
My friend failed because she thought Animagi were like werewolves but just better at magic.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 394
The page that shows you werewolves are loud and messy, and Animagi are just trying to be fancy.
My friend said werewolves are like the loud kid in class and Animagi are like the kid who turns into a cat during tests.
I got a B because I confused werewolves with Animagi and thought they were both just being fancy.
My teacher said werewolves are like having a monster in your family and Animagi are like having a cool pet.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 3 text
The tiny paragraph no one cares about on page 3 of a British tabloid. It's supposed to be what the half-naked model says, but it's just her ranting about stupid stuff like politics and money problems.
'I think the Israel/Palestine problem is easy, just give them all my ex’s money.'
'The credit crunch? That’s just my ex’s wallet.'
'If you want peace, just give me a bigger bra.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 3 text
That tiny paragraph at the top of page 3 in a British tabloid. It's supposedly the model's thoughts, but it's just her talking about random stuff like politics and money, while she's barely dressed.
'I’d solve the Middle East problem by giving everyone free pizza.'
'The credit crunch? That’s just my bank account crying.'
'If I had a say in politics, I’d just wear more cleavage.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 3 text
A little paragraph on page 3 of a British tabloid that no one reads. It's supposed to be the model's opinion, but it's just her going on about stupid stuff like politics and money, while she's only half dressed.
'The Israel/Palestine problem? That’s just my ex’s drama.'
'The credit crunch? That’s just my bank account’s break-up.'
'If I had a say in politics, I’d just show more arse.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 3
A fancy picture of a half-naked woman on page 3 of a British tabloid. It’s like the newspaper’s way of saying, ‘Look at this hot mess.’
'This woman’s got more curves than my math teacher.'
'I skipped my history exam to look at this.'
'This is why I hate Mondays.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 3
A tiny paragraph on top of page 3 that claims to be what the model thinks about everything. It’s mostly nonsense, but people still argue about it like it’s the meaning of life.
'She says the answer to the Israel/Palestine problem is more pizza.'
'She thinks the economy will fix itself if she gets more attention.'
'She says she’s going to solve climate change by wearing less clothes.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 3
When a thread about something important gets ruined by people arguing over page 3. It’s like a bunch of kids fighting over who gets to be the cool kid.
'We were talking about politics, and now it’s about which model is hotter.'
'This thread was about the best memes, and now it’s about which model has bigger tits.'
'We were discussing the economy, and now it’s about who’s going to win the next page 3 contest.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 3
If you ever talk to another bro’s girl, you’ll be dead meat. She’s not going to let you live it down.
'He talked to my ex, and now he’s got a black eye.'
'He tried to hit on my sister, and now he’s in the hospital.'
'He said my girlfriend was ugly, and now he’s got a face full of fists.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 3
A 3-page message that’s basically a war between two people. It’s like a text fight that turns into a full-blown brawl.
'He sent a 3-page message and then bit my ear off.'
'She texted me 3 pages and then gave me a black eye.'
'He sent me a 3-page message, and I headlocked him until he passed out.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
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