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The tiny paragraph no one cares about on page 3 of a British tabloid. It's supposed to be what the half-naked model says, but it's just her ranting about stupid stuff like politics and money problems.
'I think the Israel/Palestine problem is easy, just give them all my ex’s money.'
'The credit crunch? That’s just my ex’s wallet.'
'If you want peace, just give me a bigger bra.'