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The tiny paragraph no one cares about on page 3 of a British tabloid. It's supposed to be what the half-naked model says, but it's just her ranting about stupid stuff like politics and money problems.

'I think the Israel/Palestine problem is easy, just give them all my ex’s money.'

'The credit crunch? That’s just my ex’s wallet.'

'If you want peace, just give me a bigger bra.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago

That tiny paragraph at the top of page 3 in a British tabloid. It's supposedly the model's thoughts, but it's just her talking about random stuff like politics and money, while she's barely dressed.

'I’d solve the Middle East problem by giving everyone free pizza.'

'The credit crunch? That’s just my bank account crying.'

'If I had a say in politics, I’d just wear more cleavage.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A little paragraph on page 3 of a British tabloid that no one reads. It's supposed to be the model's opinion, but it's just her going on about stupid stuff like politics and money, while she's only half dressed.

'The Israel/Palestine problem? That’s just my ex’s drama.'

'The credit crunch? That’s just my bank account’s break-up.'

'If I had a say in politics, I’d just show more arse.'

by Slangipedia 6h ago