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A little paragraph on page 3 of a British tabloid that no one reads. It's supposed to be the model's opinion, but it's just her going on about stupid stuff like politics and money, while she's only half dressed.
'The Israel/Palestine problem? That’s just my ex’s drama.'
'The credit crunch? That’s just my bank account’s break-up.'
'If I had a say in politics, I’d just show more arse.'