page 6

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Page 6 is the trashy gossip section in the NY Post. It’s where celebrities get roasted like burnt toast.

'She’s on Page 6 again? I bet she got a divorce and a parking ticket today.'

'Page 6 said he’s dating a cow. I believe it.'

'He’s on Page 6? That’s worse than getting called out in class.'

To be on Page 6 means your life is so messy, it made the paper’s gossip column cry.

'Why is my ex on Page 6? I didn’t even get a mention.'

'My mom’s on Page 6. I’m scared.'

'He’s on Page 6 because he stole a pizza and got fired.'

Page 6 is the nickname for the word 'nigger' in 'Huckleberry Finn.' It’s like the book had a bad breakup and wrote it all over page 6.

'My teacher said we had to read Page 6 and I almost threw my book.'

'Why is Page 6 so famous? It’s just a stupid word.'

'I got in trouble for laughing at Page 6.'

Being on Page 6 means your life is so chaotic, it got a column in the paper just to laugh at you.

'My dad’s on Page 6. He’s getting a divorce and a parking ticket.'

'Why is my crush on Page 6? Did he steal my lunch money?'

'I’m not going to read Page 6. It’ll make me cry.'