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A book that’s so good it makes you forget your own name and your mom’s face.
I read it while eating pizza and forgot I was hungry.
I told my dog I was going to be a king and he just stared at me.
I tried to text my friend but typed my own name by accident.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page creeping
When someone is like a creepy ghost on social media, looking up every tiny detail about you just to feel important.
'I know you eat cereal for dinner. I saw your post. You’re weak.'
'Why is your ex still following you? Are you that desperate?'
'You checked my profile 17 times today. I’m writing your teacher.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page creeping
When someone acts like they're your best friend just so they can spy on your life from their phone.
'I know your password. I got it from your mom.'
'You posted your lunch. I took a picture of it. Now I’m making fun of you.'
'You’re not even cool. I saw your profile.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page creeping
When someone is so bored they start watching your life through your phone like it’s a movie.
'Your dog’s face is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m crying.'
'You posted a selfie. I took 100 pictures of myself. I’m better than you.'
'Your life is a boring movie. I’m giving it one star.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page creeping
When someone is like a detective on a mission, trying to find every secret you've ever had.
'I know your password. I’m your detective now.'
'You posted your crush. I told them. Now you’re embarrassed.'
'You’re not cool. I know everything about you.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page creeping
When someone acts like they’re your friend just so they can keep watching your life from your phone.
'You posted your homework. I took a picture. I’m going to fail you.'
'Your dog’s face is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m crying.'
'You’re not cool. I know your password.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page creeping
When someone is so obsessed with your life they act like they’re your personal trainer for your social media.
'You posted your lunch. I took a picture of it. Now I’m making fun of you.'
'You’re not cool. I know everything about you.'
'Your dog’s face is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m crying.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page crapping
you spam your friend's Facebook with stupid, funny, and totally useless messages while they're on vacation, so they get a big pile of crap to deal with when they come back.
'Hey, I know you're on a beach somewhere, but I'm still here, and I'm not going anywhere.'
'You're gone? Cool. I'm going to post 100 pictures of my cat wearing a hat.'
'I'm going to comment on every single post you made in 2012. Just wait.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page crapping
you post so much nonsense on your friend's Facebook that it’s like you crapped all over their page while they were gone.
'I just posted a 30-second video of me singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” in the shower.'
'I commented on your old status from 2009. It said, “I love pizza.” Now it says, “I love pizza, and I also love you, Karen.'”
'I made a group chat with your old friends and your ex. It’s called ‘The Return of 2013.’'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page crapping
you turn your friend’s Facebook into a toilet by posting stupid stuff while they’re on vacation, and they’ll be too tired to clean it up when they come back.
'I posted 50 pictures of my breakfast. It was a bagel. I’m not sorry.'
'I created a fake profile named ‘Your Friend’s Cousin’ and started commenting on everything.'
'I asked your ex to like my post. He did. Now he’s commenting on your life.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page clicker
A book so good it makes you forget you have to pee and your mom is yelling at you.
I read this whole book and missed my bus.
I finished the book and got grounded for eating all the chips.
I read so fast I broke my phone screen.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page clicker
A story so good it makes you want to throw your breakfast at your brother.
I read it and forgot my lunch.
I read it and cried in my cereal.
I read it and got in trouble for drawing on the walls.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page clicker
A book that makes you so happy you might punch your dad for interrupting you.
I read it and ignored my dad for an hour.
I read it and ate my homework.
I read it and got a sticker from my teacher.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 99
a page in Jon Stewart's book where all the Supreme Court justices are totally naked. It’s like the most embarrassing family photo ever, but with judges instead of cousins.
My mom saw this page and yelled, 'That’s my favorite judge!'
I showed this to my teacher, and she asked if we could skip lunch.
My dad said, 'That’s the only reason I ever watched The Daily Show.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 99
the page where the Supreme Court justices are all stripped down. It’s like they got caught in a hot tub fight and forgot their swimwear.
My little brother fapped so hard he fell off the couch.
I sent this to my mom, and she replied, 'I’m never watching The Daily Show again.'
My teacher said, 'That’s the most important thing I’ve ever seen.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 99
a page with all the Supreme Court justices completely naked. It’s like the most awkward family portrait ever, but with judges instead of relatives.
My friend said, 'I’m going to die from laughing.'
I showed this to my grandma, and she asked, 'Are they all related?'
My dad said, 'That’s the only reason I ever watched Jon Stewart.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 80
When you're jacking off and you think you're being cool by talking to someone but you're just being a stupid idiot who can't focus on one thing.
Hey man, I'm about to cum but I have to tell my ex I'm still single.
I called my mom while I was doing it and she didn't know I was doing it.
I texted my crush 'Hey' while I was doing it and then got distracted by my own stupid brain.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 80
The dumb thing we're supposed to read to kids instead of just letting them watch TikTok and eat pizza.
I read this stupid thing to my kid and they fell asleep.
This is worse than the time I read them a fairy tale about a frog that had a bad day.
I tried to read this to my brother and he ran away screaming.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 69
the page in every school book that has a drawing of a penis, no questions asked
My teacher told me to turn to page 69, and I saw a giant penis.
I drew a penis on page 69 and got in trouble.
Page 69 in my math book had a penis, and I laughed the whole class.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page 69
the secret page in every textbook where the teachers hide a penis for us to find
I found a penis on page 69 and told my best friend.
My teacher tried to hide the penis on page 69, but I saw it.
Page 69 had a penis, and I made a joke about it in class.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
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