Discover Slang

page looking
Looking at the other person's side of the screen like they're giving you a cheat sheet.
He page looked me so much, I got a little jealous!
She page looked me and won the game effortlessly!
I page looked him and said, 'you're gonna regret this!'
page looking
Glancing at the other side of the screen like you're trying to copy their moves.
He kept glancing at my side of the screen like he was copying my moves!
She page looked me and won by a landslide!
I page looked him so much, I got a little dizzy from all the peeking!
page hanging
Page hanging is when you open a chat and then vanish like a ghost. You leave everyone waiting like傻瓜 while you do whatever you want.
I opened the group chat and then never came back. I was eating pizza and watching TikTok. You know, important stuff.
She left the Discord server open and went to sleep. I was trying to ask her if she wanted to play a game. She was out like a light.
He opened the DM and then went to his mom's house. I was waiting for a response for three hours. I was literally yelling at my phone.
page hanging
Page hanging is when you pretend to be online, but you're actually doing something else. It's like lying to your friends and then getting caught.
He said he was online and ready to play, but he was actually watching cat videos. I was like, 'You're a fraud!'
She opened the group chat and said, 'Hey, what's up?' Then she vanished. I was like, 'Are you even here?'
He said he was going to reply in 10 minutes. Then he never came back. I was like, 'You're a total phony.'
page hanging
Page hanging is when you make everyone wait like they're on death row while you do something stupid. It's the worst.
I was waiting for her to reply for 20 minutes. She was watching Netflix. I was like, 'You're the worst friend ever.'
He said he was going to reply in a minute. Then he went to sleep. I was like, 'You're a total loser.'
She opened the chat and said, 'I'm coming back in five minutes.' Then she never came back. I was like, 'You're a total disaster.'
page hanging
Page hanging is when you leave a chat open like you're king of the world and forget about everyone else. It's rude and stupid.
He left the group chat open and went to play video games. I was like, 'You're a total snob.'
She opened the chat and said, 'I'll be back soon.' Then she vanished. I was like, 'You're a total brat.'
He left the DM open and went to eat a giant burger. I was like, 'You're the worst.'
page hanging
Page hanging is when you ignore people while you're doing something else. It's like you're the boss and everyone else is your slave.
He left the chat open and went to watch YouTube. I was like, 'You're the boss and I'm your slave.'
She opened the chat and said, 'I'm coming back in 10 minutes.' Then she went to sleep. I was like, 'You're a total queen.'
He left the DM open and went to play a game. I was like, 'You're the king and I'm your peasant.'
page grandma
to get so wasted you can’t tell your pants from your grandma’s face
I page grandma’d at the bonfire and ended up crying into a bag of chips.
He page grandma’d so hard he tried to text his mom’s ex.
After the party, she page grandma’d and tried to eat a whole pizza by herself.
page grandma
to be so high you think your grandma is a wizard who lives in your fridge
She page grandma’d and said the cookies were talking to her.
He page grandma’d and tried to convince the barista his grandma was in the coffee.
I page grandma’d and thought my dad was a ghost.
page grandma
to get so smashed you can’t even remember your own name, let alone your grandma’s
I page grandma’d and tried to explain my life to a dog.
He page grandma’d and said his grandma was a superhero.
She page grandma’d and tried to dance with a chair.
page grandma
to get so high you think your grandma is a superhero who lives in your closet
He page grandma’d and tried to fight a robber with a spoon.
She page grandma’d and said her grandma was in the clouds.
I page grandma’d and tried to sing a whole song to my cat.
page grandma
to be so wasted you think your grandma is a wizard who lives in your cereal box
He page grandma’d and tried to eat the cereal box.
She page grandma’d and said the cereal was alive.
I page grandma’d and tried to talk to my grandma’s ghost.
page grandma
to get so high you think your grandma is a superhero who fights dragons in your bathroom
He page grandma’d and said the toilet was a dragon.
She page grandma’d and tried to fight the shower.
I page grandma’d and said my grandma was a dragon fighter.
page freeze
Your browser turns into a lazy slug when too many ad bots try to crawl all over your screen like they own it.
My browser just turned into a potato. I can't even click on my favorite meme site anymore.
I tried to open a cat video, and my screen started acting like it had a caffeine withdrawal.
My browser froze so hard, it made my laptop cry.
page freeze
Your screen goes into a coma because too many ads try to punch their way into your browser at the same time.
I opened my bank account, and my screen fell asleep. I had to shake it like a rattle snake.
My browser had a heart attack from all the ads trying to take over.
I clicked on a link, and my screen passed out.
page freeze
Your browser gets so overwhelmed by ads, it starts yelling and throwing things at the wall.
My browser was yelling at me like I owed it money. It even threw a pop-up ad at my face.
I tried to watch a movie, and my browser started throwing ads like a toddler with a temper.
My screen was so mad, it took three ads to calm it down.
page freeze
Your screen turns into a traffic jam because too many ads are trying to park on your browser at the same time.
My browser is so crowded, it looks like a subway during rush hour.
I tried to read a message, and my screen was stuck in a traffic jam of ads.
My browser is gridlocked with ads. I can't even click on anything.
page freeze
Your browser gets so distracted by ads, it forgets what it was doing and starts doing silly things.
My browser was so distracted by ads, it started dancing instead of loading my favorite website.
I tried to send a text, and my browser started playing a video ad like it was a concert.
My screen forgot about my homework and started watching cat videos instead.
page flicker
A book that’s so good it makes your brain hurt and you forget to pee.
I read it for 4 hours straight and my mom yelled at me for peeing on the floor.
My dog started barking at the book like it was a monster.
I tried to stop reading but my eyes wouldn’t obey me.
page flicker
A book that’s so good it makes you want to slap the author and eat their face.
I finished it in one day and threw my phone out the window.
My friend was jealous and tried to steal my book.
I cried so much I had to take a nap.
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