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page raped
When people who don't care about the page start arguing in the comments like they're in a fight and the page owner is just watching it all happen.
Two people argued for 20 minutes about whether pizza is better than burgers.
A group of people started a debate about the best video game ever and it took over 10 comments.
Some random person started a fight about whether dogs are better than cats and now the whole page is arguing.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page rage
You scream at the top of your lungs on the internet because something tiny bugged you, like a typo or a bad coffee. You act like the world is ending, but you're just mad because your day is going bad and you have nothing better to do.
I just saw a guy spill coffee on his keyboard and now my life is ruined. Why is everyone so bad at life? #PageRage
That new movie was okay, but I had to write a 1000-word rant about it. I'm a god. I'm a god.
My neighbor's dog pooped on my lawn. I posted a 20-minute video about it on TikTok. I'm famous.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page rage
You keep texting your friend a blank message, and they're like, 'What the heck is going on? Are you trying to drive me crazy?' You're just bored and you don't know how to stop.
(Message) -> (Message) -> (Message) -> (Message) -> (Message) -> (Message)
I sent 12 blank messages to my mom in one day. She called the cops.
He kept sending me empty texts for 10 minutes. I thought he was trying to hypnotize me.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page rage
You write a long, angry post on a website or forum because someone or something messed up your day. It’s like you’re mad at the whole world and you’re going to let everyone know.
That guy stole my parking spot. I wrote a 500-word post about it. I'm still mad.
The website crashed, and I wrote a 1000-word post about it. I'm a wizard of rage.
My cat knocked over my coffee. I posted a whole essay about it. My life is a tragedy.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page rage
You're on the side of the stage where Page plays, and you're having the best time ever. But if you're on the other side, you're just mad and you're calling it 'rage side'. It’s like you're mad at the band and you don’t know why.
I’m on Page side, and I’m having the best time ever. You're on rage side, and you’re mad at life.
I saw the show from Page side, and I was having the time of my life. You were on the other side, and you were grumpy.
Page side is heaven. Rage side is hell. You're stuck in hell, and I'm in heaven.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page on bells
a library kid who gets called by a snotty librarian who's too lazy to move because they're glued to their phone playing some stupid fantasy game
The librarian yelled, 'Page on bells!' because she was too busy winning her fantasy league to walk.
He had to bring her coffee because she was too lazy to get up from her throne.
She called him twice just to get her phone out of her bag.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page on bells
when a lowly library worker is summoned by a boss who's too busy gaming to do their job
'Page on bells!' she said, still typing on her phone like it was a life-or-death situation.
He had to bring her a sandwich because she was too busy crushing her fantasy team.
She didn't even look up from her phone when she called him.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page on bells
a library person who gets yelled at by a higher-up who's too busy playing fantasy sports to do their job
'Page on bells!' she barked, still focused on her phone.
He had to bring her a soda because she was too busy winning her fantasy league.
She called him three times just to get her phone out of her pocket.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page number next
page number next is the number of the next page your teacher is gonna make you flip to, even if it’s the wrong one. it’s like a magical number that appears outta nowhere and makes you feel stupid.
teacher: 'go to page number next' me: 'what the hell is that?'
my friend turned to page 17, i turned to page 23, we both got yelled at.
i flipped to page number next, it was just a blank page. nice.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page number next
page number next is the number your teacher says just to annoy you. it’s like a joke that only they find funny, and you’re the one who has to suffer through it.
teacher said 'page number next' and i was like 'what the f*** is that?'
i turned to page number next, it was page 42, and my teacher said 'why not 42?'
i asked my teacher 'what is page number next?' she said 'you should know by now.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page number next
page number next is the number of the page your teacher thinks you’re on, but you’re actually on a different one. it’s like a game of guess who, but with pages and f***ing confusion.
i was on page 10, teacher said 'page number next' i turned to 11, she said 'no, it's 12!'
teacher: 'page number next' me: 'i'm not even sure what that is anymore'
i asked my teacher what page number next was, she said 'it’s the number you should be on.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page number next
page number next is the number you turn to because your teacher said so, even if it doesn’t make any sense. it’s like a f***ing command you have to obey or else.
teacher: 'page number next' i turned to page 15, she said 'you were supposed to go to 14!'
i turned to page number next, it was page 3, and i was like 'why?'
my teacher said 'page number next' and i said 'i’m not moving!'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page number next
page number next is the number of the page your teacher picks randomly, and you’re forced to turn to it, even if it’s the middle of a sentence and you’re like 'why?'.
teacher: 'page number next' i turned to page 21, it was the middle of a paragraph, i was like 'why?'
i was reading a cool sentence, teacher said 'page number next' and i was like 'nope, not happening.'
my teacher said 'page number next' and i said 'it’s not fair!'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page number next
page number next is the number of the page your teacher says you need to go to, even if it’s the same one you were on. it’s like a f***ing ritual you have to follow.
teacher said 'page number next' i was already on page 12, she said 'you need to go to page number next again!'
i asked my teacher what page number next meant, she said 'it’s the same number every time.'
i turned to page number next, it was the same page i was on, and i was like 'why?'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page name
when white-bread bums get paid like kings while others get shafted and stuck working at the Dollar Tree.
My cousin got a job at the post office. I got a job at the Dollar Tree. Same degree. Different names.
White guy named Steve got a promotion. I got a raise of $1.50 an hour. Same office.
My friend’s white kid got into Harvard. My kid got into community college. Same SAT score.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page name
the fake name hookers use when they post their ads online because no one wants to know their real name.
‘Looking for a little fun? Call me Sapphire. I’m not your mom.’, Hooker ad on backpage. com
She used the name ‘Bella’ on her ad. Her real name is Karen. And she’s got a tattoo of a heart that says ‘Dad.’
Her page name was ‘Queenie.’ Her real name is Linda. And she’s got a dog named Fred.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page looking
Peeking at someone else's screen like a cheater in a video game.
I saw you looking at my side of the screen, you sneaky bastard!
He kept page looking during the whole match, it was unfair!
She page looked so hard, I had to whisper 'don't look!' in her ear.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page looking
Spying on another player while you're both fighting on the same screen.
He page looked so much, I think he memorized my moves!
She page looked me during the boss fight and laughed at me!
I page looked him, and he didn’t even notice!
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page looking
Looking at someone else's screen like they're showing you the answers.
I was page looking so much, I almost got a headache from all the cheating!
He page looked me during the final round and won by a hair!
She page looked me and said 'you're gonna lose, just accept it.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page looking
Checking the other side of the screen like you're stealing their secrets.
He page looked me so hard, I had to move to the other side of the screen!
I page looked him during the game and he got so mad!
She page looked me and laughed like she knew the ending!
by Slangipedia 25d ago
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