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page welder
someone who leaks so much on paper they make it stick like a bad wax job
He read a magazine and it got so sticky he had to eat it
She used a textbook and now it’s a textbook of humiliation
He peed on a newspaper and it became a newspaper of shame
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page welder
a person who dumps so much on paper it becomes a sticky trap for the next reader
The next kid picked up the magazine and it stuck to his face
She used a brochure and now it’s a brochure of misery
He peed on a pamphlet and it became a pamphlet of pain
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page welder
a guy who squirts so much on paper it turns into a sticky nightmare for everyone
He read a comic book and it turned into a sticky disaster
She used a magazine and now it’s a magazine of agony
He peed on a newspaper and it became a newspaper of torment
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page welder
someone who leaks so much on paper it becomes a sticky prison for the next victim
The next reader tried to open the magazine and it stuck to their hands
He used a booklet and now it’s a booklet of despair
She peed on a flyer and it became a flyer of suffering
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page turnter
A book so good it makes people lose their minds and turn pages like they're trying to save their life.
I read this book and I turned pages so fast my fingers were sore. My dog asked me if I was having a seizure.
This book was so good I read it in one night. My eyes were blurry and my mom yelled at me for eating the cover.
I turned pages so fast I knocked over my water glass. My cat looked at me like I was a fool.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page turnter
The best book review profile on Instagram. They make books sound so good you want to scream and cry at the same time.
This review made me buy the book before I even finished reading it. I was like, 'I have to have this now or I'll die.'
I followed this person just for the reviews. Now I read books just to make them happy.
This review was so good I texted my best friend and said, 'I need this book now or I'm going to cry.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page three girl
A woman who’s so bare it’s like she’s wearing a free ad on the third page of a British tabloid.
'I’m just a page three girl, but I got a six-pack and a bad attitude.'
She showed up at the grocery store topless and got free sausages.
The tabloid said she was a page three girl, but she said she was a full-time disaster.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page three girl
A woman who’s too drunk to dress and too hot to hide on page three of a British tabloid.
'I got photographed on page three because I forgot my clothes and my dignity.'
She showed up at the bar topless and said it was a fashion statement.
The tabloid took her picture on page three, but she said it was a love letter to the camera.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page three girl
A woman who’s so wasted she’s a free ad on page three of a British tabloid.
'I was just a page three girl, but I got a tattoo and a lot of problems.'
She walked into the restaurant topless and got free soup and a side of judgment.
She told the tabloid she wasn’t a page three girl, she was a full-time embarrassment.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page sniffer
a person who picks books by how bad they smell like old socks and regret.
I bought that book because it smelled like my mom’s closet after she died.
He sniffed the book and said, 'This one’s gonna make me cry.'
She bought 10 books just to avoid the one that smelled like gym shoes.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page sniffer
a book buyer who uses their nose like a detective and smells out the good stuff.
She sniffed the book and said, 'This one’s got secrets.'
He walked into the bookstore and just sniffed everything like it was a crime scene.
That book smelled like burnt toast and I knew I had to buy it.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page sniffer
a person who buys books by the stench, like it's a dating app for paper.
He dated that book for a week just by the smell.
She matched with the book because it had a strong personality.
That book smelled like my ex, and I had to buy it.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page slidder
when you're so sucked into a book you're reading on your phone you forget your fingers are attached to your body and just slide the pages like they're your enemies.
I was reading this book and my fingers were gone by the time I finished it.
My phone screen is now permanently scarred from my page sliding.
I slid the page so hard I woke my dog from his nap.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page slidder
when you're on your phone reading a book and you slide the pages so fast it looks like you're trying to murder the book.
I slid the page so fast I think my thumb is now a ghost.
That book didn't stand a chance against my page sliding.
I slid the page so hard my phone started crying.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page slidder
when you're reading on your phone and you slide the pages like it's a competition and you're trying to win.
I slid the page so fast I think I broke the internet.
I was sliding pages like I was in a race against time.
I slid the page so hard my phone gave me a warning.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page six
All the juicy stuff about celebrities, what they wear, what they do, and who they screw, from the New York Post’s gossip section.
My ex got mentioned on Page Six because she dated a rapper and then dumped him for a chef.
That influencer got on Page Six because she had a baby with a football player and then got engaged to a singer.
My mom’s friend got on Page Six because she dated a rock star and then stole his money.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page six
When you're so wasted or drunk you're basically famous, and if you were a celeb, you'd be in the New York Post’s Page Six.
I drank so much last night I was on Page Six, if I were a celebrity, I’d be on the front page.
My cousin got so hammered at the party, she was on Page Six, if she were a star, she’d be in the tabloids.
I ate six pancakes and drank six beers, and I got on Page Six, if I were a celebrity, I’d be a meme.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page six
A phrase used to say a certain white girl had sex with a black guy, and it’s so funny, it came from a guy on YouTube who likes to roast people.
My cousin’s friend’s mom got called out on Page Six, she’s a white girl who had sex with a black guy, and it was wild.
That teacher got on Page Six because she dated a guy from the other side of town and got pregnant.
My uncle’s sister got on Page Six because she had a baby with a guy from a different neighborhood, and it was the best kind of chaos.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page raped
When the kid in front of you gets so bored, they flip out and doodle all over your paper until you get an F. They don't care if you cry or if your paper looks like a madman's lunch.
The kid drew a mustache on my face and wrote 'F' in big letters.
They drew a monster on my paper and said it was going to eat my brain.
They wrote 'I hate math' in big letters all over my paper.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page raped
When someone feels the need to throw their whole life into another person's Facebook page like it's a dumpster fire and they're the one throwing stuff in.
They liked every single picture and comment on my page like I was their new best friend.
They posted 100 stupid statuses about my dog and my ex.
They hacked my account and changed my birthday to 1999 just to be a pain.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
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