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You cuss out someone for knowing something they shouldn't or ruining a surprise for them. Like when your mom tells you the plot of your favorite show before it even comes out.
My cousin told me the ending of the movie before I even saw it. I was so mad, I threw my popcorn at him.
My brother spilled the beans about the surprise party. I was so annoyed, I kicked him out of the house.
My friend told me the secret password to the game before the big update. I cussed her out and blocked her on Discord.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page606pwned
You make someone feel stupid by telling them something they didn’t know and acting like it’s the best thing ever. Like when your little brother asks you a question and you answer it with a bunch of cuss words.
My sister asked me who the villain was, and I yelled, 'It’s the guy with the mustache! And I know because I saw it first!' She was so confused, she cried.
My friend asked me how the game ended, and I cussed at him and told him the whole thing. He looked like he wanted to die.
My dad asked me who won the match, and I cussed at him and told him the score before he even watched it.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page606pwned
You ruin someone’s fun by telling them a secret or a big event before it happens. Like when your brother tells your mom about your prank before you even do it.
My brother told my mom about the prank I was going to pull. She was so mad, she cussed at me and grounded me for a week.
My friend told my teacher about the surprise test before I even knew about it. I cussed at her and failed the test.
My cousin told my grandma about my birthday surprise. She was so annoyed, she cussed at him and ruined the whole party.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page606pwned
You tell someone something they didn’t know and laugh at them for not knowing it. Like when you tell your little brother the answer to the math problem before he even tries to solve it.
My brother asked me what the answer was, and I cussed at him and told him before he even tried. He was so mad, he threw his pencil at me.
My friend asked me who the main character was, and I laughed at him and told him before he even watched it. He was so embarrassed, he ran out of the room.
My sister asked me what the secret message was, and I cussed at her and told her before she even read it. She was so annoyed, she cussed back at me.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page606pwned
You cuss someone out for not knowing something you knew first and make them feel like an idiot. Like when you know the answer before your friend does and you cuss them out for not knowing.
My friend asked me what the answer was, and I cussed at him and told him before he even thought about it. He was so embarrassed, he hid under his bed.
My brother asked me who the hero was, and I cussed at him and told him before he even watched the movie. He looked like he wanted to die.
My sister asked me what the password was, and I cussed at her and told her before she even tried to guess it. She was so mad, she cussed back at me.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page-turner
When a guy uses his left hand to hold his junk while flipping pages with his right because he's too busy looking at naked ladies.
At the library, he's so distracted by the nudie mag he forgot to hide his boner.
He tried to read the book but his hand was too busy flipping pages.
He had to use both hands just to keep his junk from falling off.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page-turner
A book so good you can’t stop reading it, even when your mom yells at you to stop squinting at the pages.
He read the whole thing in one day and still had time to eat pizza.
She kept reading until her eyes were sore and her mom yelled at her.
He didn’t even notice his dog ate his homework.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page-turner
A hollow book used to sneak a hand job in public, usually when you’re trying to look like you're studying.
He used it in the library and didn’t even get caught.
She tried to read but he was too busy jerking off.
He had to hide the book when the librarian walked by.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page-turner
A book so boring you just flip through it like it’s a menu at a buffet.
He flipped through it and fell asleep.
She read one page and went to get snacks.
He tried to read it but it was worse than his math homework.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page-turner
When a guy licks his thumb and shoves it up a girl’s butt while pretending to read.
He did it in the hallway and got caught by the principal.
She didn’t even notice until he said, 'I'm reading this book.'
He did it during class and got sent to the office.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page-turner
A cock so big it looks like it could punch a hole in a wall.
He had to leave the room because it was too big.
She didn’t even blink when he showed it to her.
He walked into the library and everyone turned around.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page-turner
A book so amazing it changes how you see the world, like it gave you a brain upgrade.
He read it and started thinking about life differently.
She didn’t even know what she was doing until she read it.
He read it and dropped out of school to write his own.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page whip
To cheat your way through a book by lazily glancing at it and pretending you understand it.
I did the page whip and got an A, but I still don't know what the book was about.
She just flipped through the book and said she read it.
He looked at the Cliff's Notes and called it a day.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page whip
When you treat a book like a fast food menu and just pick the parts you want.
I did the page whip and skipped the whole middle of the book.
He only read the parts that had the cool characters.
She grabbed the summary and called it a full meal.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page whip
To rip through a book like it's on fire and hope no one notices you didn't read it.
He did the page whip and barely avoided getting caught.
She flew through the book and missed the whole point.
They did the page whip and got in trouble for it.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page whip
When you read a book like it's a movie and only watch the parts with explosions.
He did the page whip and missed the whole plot.
She watched the explosions and called it a day.
They did the page whip and got a D for effort.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page whip
To fake reading a book by just looking at it and pretending it's magic.
He did the page whip and said the book was magic.
She looked at it once and called it a full read.
They did the page whip and got an F.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page whip
When you read a book like it's a bedtime story and fall asleep halfway through.
He did the page whip and fell asleep in the middle of the book.
She read it like it was a bedtime story and zoned out.
They did the page whip and woke up with no idea what happened.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page welder
a person who squirts so much on magazines they fuse like a bad glue job
I tried to rip the pages apart but they were stuck like a soggy taco
He used the same magazine for three years and it looked like a swamp
She left a trail of goo from page one to page thirty-seven
by Slangipedia 25d ago
page welder
a guy who pees on books so hard the paper sticks together like a bad relationship
The library banned him for turning the romance section into a sticky mess
He used a dictionary and it became a dictionary of shame
He peed on a comic book and now it’s a comic of pain
by Slangipedia 25d ago
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