page whip

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1
To cheat your way through a book by lazily glancing at it and pretending you understand it.
I did the page whip and got an A, but I still don't know what the book was about.
She just flipped through the book and said she read it.
He looked at the Cliff's Notes and called it a day.
2
When you treat a book like a fast food menu and just pick the parts you want.
I did the page whip and skipped the whole middle of the book.
He only read the parts that had the cool characters.
She grabbed the summary and called it a full meal.
3
To rip through a book like it's on fire and hope no one notices you didn't read it.
He did the page whip and barely avoided getting caught.
She flew through the book and missed the whole point.
They did the page whip and got in trouble for it.
4
When you read a book like it's a movie and only watch the parts with explosions.
He did the page whip and missed the whole plot.
She watched the explosions and called it a day.
They did the page whip and got a D for effort.
5
To fake reading a book by just looking at it and pretending it's magic.
He did the page whip and said the book was magic.
She looked at it once and called it a full read.
They did the page whip and got an F.
6
When you read a book like it's a bedtime story and fall asleep halfway through.
He did the page whip and fell asleep in the middle of the book.
She read it like it was a bedtime story and zoned out.
They did the page whip and woke up with no idea what happened.
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