Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who squirts so much on magazines they fuse like a bad glue job

I tried to rip the pages apart but they were stuck like a soggy taco

He used the same magazine for three years and it looked like a swamp

She left a trail of goo from page one to page thirty-seven

2

a guy who pees on books so hard the paper sticks together like a bad relationship

The library banned him for turning the romance section into a sticky mess

He used a dictionary and it became a dictionary of shame

He peed on a comic book and now it’s a comic of pain

3

someone who leaks so much on paper they make it stick like a bad wax job

He read a magazine and it got so sticky he had to eat it

She used a textbook and now it’s a textbook of humiliation

He peed on a newspaper and it became a newspaper of shame

4

a person who dumps so much on paper it becomes a sticky trap for the next reader

The next kid picked up the magazine and it stuck to his face

She used a brochure and now it’s a brochure of misery

He peed on a pamphlet and it became a pamphlet of pain

5

a guy who squirts so much on paper it turns into a sticky nightmare for everyone

He read a comic book and it turned into a sticky disaster

She used a magazine and now it’s a magazine of agony

He peed on a newspaper and it became a newspaper of torment

6

someone who leaks so much on paper it becomes a sticky prison for the next victim

The next reader tried to open the magazine and it stuck to their hands

He used a booklet and now it’s a booklet of despair

She peed on a flyer and it became a flyer of suffering