page sniffer

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a person who picks books by how bad they smell like old socks and regret.
I bought that book because it smelled like my mom’s closet after she died.
He sniffed the book and said, 'This one’s gonna make me cry.'
She bought 10 books just to avoid the one that smelled like gym shoes.
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a book buyer who uses their nose like a detective and smells out the good stuff.
She sniffed the book and said, 'This one’s got secrets.'
He walked into the bookstore and just sniffed everything like it was a crime scene.
That book smelled like burnt toast and I knew I had to buy it.
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a person who buys books by the stench, like it's a dating app for paper.
He dated that book for a week just by the smell.
She matched with the book because it had a strong personality.
That book smelled like my ex, and I had to buy it.
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