page three girl

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A woman who’s so bare it’s like she’s wearing a free ad on the third page of a British tabloid.

'I’m just a page three girl, but I got a six-pack and a bad attitude.'

She showed up at the grocery store topless and got free sausages.

The tabloid said she was a page three girl, but she said she was a full-time disaster.

A woman who’s too drunk to dress and too hot to hide on page three of a British tabloid.

'I got photographed on page three because I forgot my clothes and my dignity.'

She showed up at the bar topless and said it was a fashion statement.

The tabloid took her picture on page three, but she said it was a love letter to the camera.

A woman who’s so wasted she’s a free ad on page three of a British tabloid.

'I was just a page three girl, but I got a tattoo and a lot of problems.'

She walked into the restaurant topless and got free soup and a side of judgment.

She told the tabloid she wasn’t a page three girl, she was a full-time embarrassment.