page on bells

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a library kid who gets called by a snotty librarian who's too lazy to move because they're glued to their phone playing some stupid fantasy game

The librarian yelled, 'Page on bells!' because she was too busy winning her fantasy league to walk.

He had to bring her coffee because she was too lazy to get up from her throne.

She called him twice just to get her phone out of her bag.

when a lowly library worker is summoned by a boss who's too busy gaming to do their job

'Page on bells!' she said, still typing on her phone like it was a life-or-death situation.

He had to bring her a sandwich because she was too busy crushing her fantasy team.

She didn't even look up from her phone when she called him.

a library person who gets yelled at by a higher-up who's too busy playing fantasy sports to do their job

'Page on bells!' she barked, still focused on her phone.

He had to bring her a soda because she was too busy winning her fantasy league.

She called him three times just to get her phone out of her pocket.