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A book that’s so good it makes your brain hurt and you forget to pee.

I read it for 4 hours straight and my mom yelled at me for peeing on the floor.

My dog started barking at the book like it was a monster.

I tried to stop reading but my eyes wouldn’t obey me.

A book that’s so good it makes you want to slap the author and eat their face.

I finished it in one day and threw my phone out the window.

My friend was jealous and tried to steal my book.

I cried so much I had to take a nap.

A book that’s so good it makes you forget your own name and your mom’s face.

I read it while eating pizza and forgot I was hungry.

I told my dog I was going to be a king and he just stared at me.

I tried to text my friend but typed my own name by accident.