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When someone is like a creepy ghost on social media, looking up every tiny detail about you just to feel important.

'I know you eat cereal for dinner. I saw your post. You’re weak.'

'Why is your ex still following you? Are you that desperate?'

'You checked my profile 17 times today. I’m writing your teacher.'

When someone acts like they're your best friend just so they can spy on your life from their phone.

'I know your password. I got it from your mom.'

'You posted your lunch. I took a picture of it. Now I’m making fun of you.'

'You’re not even cool. I saw your profile.'

When someone is so bored they start watching your life through your phone like it’s a movie.

'Your dog’s face is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m crying.'

'You posted a selfie. I took 100 pictures of myself. I’m better than you.'

'Your life is a boring movie. I’m giving it one star.'

When someone is like a detective on a mission, trying to find every secret you've ever had.

'I know your password. I’m your detective now.'

'You posted your crush. I told them. Now you’re embarrassed.'

'You’re not cool. I know everything about you.'

When someone acts like they’re your friend just so they can keep watching your life from your phone.

'You posted your homework. I took a picture. I’m going to fail you.'

'Your dog’s face is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m crying.'

'You’re not cool. I know your password.'

When someone is so obsessed with your life they act like they’re your personal trainer for your social media.

'You posted your lunch. I took a picture of it. Now I’m making fun of you.'

'You’re not cool. I know everything about you.'

'Your dog’s face is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m crying.'