pagib
a guy who is so good looking and good at fifa that all the girls want him
He's got a fifa 98 and my ex.
He's so hot and good at fifa.
He's got all the girls and a fifa 97.
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pagib
the guy who gets all the girls and can beat your ass at fifa
He got my ex and beat me at fifa.
He's got all the bitches and a fifa 99.
He took my ex and beat me at fifa.
pagib
a guy who's got all the girls and can beat you at fifa like you're a beginner
He's got my ex and beat me at fifa like I was a noob.
He took my ex and beat me at fifa like I was easy.
He's got all the girls and a fifa 99.
pagib
the guy who's got all the girls and can beat you at fifa with one hand tied behind his back
He got my ex and beat me at fifa with one hand tied.
He's got all the girls and can beat you at fifa like it's nothing.
He beat me at fifa with one hand tied and got my ex.
paghkana
the smelly mess you leave behind when you poop your brains out
My brother’s pakhkana smelled like a dead raccoon in a trash can.
I stepped on my dog’s pakhkana and it was like walking through a swamp.
My mom said my pakhkana was so bad it could wake the dead.
paghkana
what happens when your butt decides to throw a party and invite all your guts
My pakhkana was so loud I think the neighbors called the cops.
I left a pakhkana on the toilet that could’ve been a new planet.
My pakhkana was so big it blocked the sun.
paghkana
the reason your pants are now a warzone
My pakhkana turned my pants into a battlefield.
I walked into class and my pakhkana was the main event.
My pakhkana made my socks look like they were in a fight.
paghkana
the aftermath of a poop explosion you didn’t see coming
My pakhkana hit the floor like a bomb went off.
I had a pakhkana so strong it knocked my chair over.
My pakhkana was so big it had its own ZIP code.
paghkana
what your butt does when it’s tired of being quiet
My pakhkana was so loud my dog ran away.
My pakhkana came out like a superhero saving the day.
My pakhkana was so bad my teacher gave me a warning.
paggy-waggy
A fart so hot it feels like it’s coming from a lava pit and smells like a dead chicken that ate a sourdough loaf. But you love it anyway because it’s yours.
My dog just let one rip in the middle of the park. I’m not sure if I should laugh or run.
That fart was so good, I started singing show tunes to it.
I told my friend it was a paggy-waggy, and he immediately asked for a second helping.
paggy-waggy
A fart that’s so warm and smelly it could cook a meal, but you're too busy enjoying it to notice the people running away.
My brother let one out during dinner. The chicken was still running when the dessert came.
I let one rip in the car, and my mom started humming show tunes to it.
My friend’s paggy-waggy was so strong, it knocked the neighbor’s door off its hinges.
paggy-waggy
A fart so warm and rotten it could melt ice cream, but you’re too busy being proud of it to care about the people who suddenly left the room.
I let one rip in the classroom, and the teacher started writing a poem about it.
My dog’s paggy-waggy was so strong, it made the whole house smell like a garbage truck exploded.
I told my crush I had a paggy-waggy, and now we’re dating.
paggy-waggy
A fart that’s like a warm hug from the inside and smells like a bad day at the dump, but you love it because it’s yours.
I let one rip at the bus stop, and the driver started singing to it.
My friend’s paggy-waggy was so good, I offered him a job as my official fart partner.
I let one out in the gym, and the whole class started doing push-ups to it.
paggy-waggy
A fart that feels like it’s on fire and smells like a sourdough loaf that died in a trash can, but you're too happy to care about the people sneezing in the hallway.
I let one rip at the movies, and the whole theater started applauding.
My dog’s paggy-waggy was so strong, it made the neighbor’s cat run away.
I told my mom I had a paggy-waggy, and she started making me pancakes.
paggy-waggy
A fart that’s like a warm hug from the inside and smells like a bad day in the sewer, but you're too proud to care about the people holding their noses.
I let one rip in the library, and the librarian started writing a story about it.
My friend’s paggy-waggy was so good, I asked him to join my fart club.
I let one out in the car, and my mom started singing show tunes to it.
paggro
when you act like you're fine, but you're really just mad and you're trying to make someone else look stupid
'I'm not mad. I'm just tired of your dumbass decisions.'
'Sure, whatever. Go ahead and fail.'
'Oh, I'm just sitting here. Nothing to see here.'
paggro
when you don't want to fight, but you're still giving someone the finger behind their back
'You think I don't know what you did? I know.'
'I'm not even going to mention it. It's not worth it.'
'You're welcome. Enjoy your mess.'
paggro
being a total pain in the ass without actually saying anything
'I don't care. Go ahead and do whatever.'
'You're welcome. Have a nice life.'
'Sure, why not? I'm just here.'
paggorised
So wiped out you could sleep through a fireworks show and still be grumpy in the morning.
After fishing for six hours straight, I was paggorised and fell asleep on the boat.
I tried to text him back, but he was paggorised and just sent a single emoji.
She was paggorised after dragging her dog through three lakes.
paggorised
So exhausted you'd rather eat dirt than move another muscle.
He was paggorised after trying to catch carp in the middle of the night.
She was paggorised and just sat there like a broken toaster.
After catching five carp, he was paggorised and threw his net into the lake.