Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the smelly mess you leave behind when you poop your brains out

My brother’s pakhkana smelled like a dead raccoon in a trash can.

I stepped on my dog’s pakhkana and it was like walking through a swamp.

My mom said my pakhkana was so bad it could wake the dead.

2

what happens when your butt decides to throw a party and invite all your guts

My pakhkana was so loud I think the neighbors called the cops.

I left a pakhkana on the toilet that could’ve been a new planet.

My pakhkana was so big it blocked the sun.

3

the reason your pants are now a warzone

My pakhkana turned my pants into a battlefield.

I walked into class and my pakhkana was the main event.

My pakhkana made my socks look like they were in a fight.

4

the aftermath of a poop explosion you didn’t see coming

My pakhkana hit the floor like a bomb went off.

I had a pakhkana so strong it knocked my chair over.

My pakhkana was so big it had its own ZIP code.

5

what your butt does when it’s tired of being quiet

My pakhkana was so loud my dog ran away.

My pakhkana came out like a superhero saving the day.

My pakhkana was so bad my teacher gave me a warning.