Discover Slang

paggorised
So drained you could probably cry and no one would care.
I was paggorised and cried into my fishing hat.
He was paggorised and just sat there like a wet sock.
After hours of fishing, she was paggorised and screamed at the fish.
paggon
The loud, obnoxious noise you make when you realize you're getting roasted by a chutiya
Bro, you just called me a chutiya in front of the whole class. I made a paggon so loud the teacher asked what was wrong.
He said I looked like a dog. I made a paggon so loud the dog barked back.
She called me a chutiya in a group chat. I made a paggon so loud the group chat exploded.
paggon
When you know you're being teased and you yell it out like a chutiya in a drama
He said I had a face like a horse. I made a paggon so loud the horse came to see me.
She called me a chutiya in the hallway. I made a paggon so loud the principal came running.
He said I looked like a monkey. I made a paggon so loud the monkey threw a banana at me.
paggon
The sound you make when you know you're being called a chutiya and you're not going to take it
He said I was a chutiya. I made a paggon so loud the whole school heard it.
She called me a chutiya in the cafeteria. I made a paggon so loud the food fell off the tray.
He said I looked like a donkey. I made a paggon so loud the donkey ran away.
paggles the cat
Pride is when paggles the cat thinks he’s the best cat ever. Even though he tripped over his own tail.
Paggles: I’m the king of the litter box. You’re just a dog with a cat fetish.
Paggles: I didn’t fall off the couch. I did a majestic leap.
Paggles: My tail is perfect. Your tail is a sad noodle.
paggles the cat
Anger is when paggles the cat is mad because you wouldn’t give him the last piece of tuna.
Paggles: I’m gonna stare you down until you give me that tuna.
Paggles: You’re gonna regret not giving me the tuna.
Paggles: I’m gonna hiss so loud your ears will fall off.
paggles the cat
Gluttony is when paggles the cat eats so much he looks like a sausage in a trench coat.
Paggles: I ate three mice and a sandwich. I’m full.
Paggles: I’m gonna explode. I ate too much.
Paggles: I’m not fat. I’m just super successful.
paggles the cat
Greed is when paggles the cat wants all the tuna and doesn’t care if it’s 3 a. m.
Paggles: I want all the tuna. Now.
Paggles: I’m not sleeping. I’m counting tuna.
Paggles: I’m gonna steal your tuna in your sleep.
paggles the cat
Lust is when paggles the cat sees a new person and immediately wants to mate with them.
Paggles: I’m gonna mate with you. Right now.
Paggles: You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. Let’s mate.
Paggles: I don’t care if you’re a dog. I want to mate with you.
paggles the cat
Envy is when paggles the cat sees another cat and immediately hates them.
Paggles: I hate that cat. He has better fur than me.
Paggles: That cat got the last tuna. I’ll never forgive you.
Paggles: That cat is perfect. I’m just a sad, fat cat.
paggles the cat
Sloth is when paggles the cat doesn’t move because he’s too lazy to even blink.
Paggles: I’m not lazy. I’m just power-saving.
Paggles: I’m gonna sleep for a week. Don’t wake me.
Paggles: I moved. I just didn’t tell you.
paggles
A bunch of pugs that are so smelly and annoying they make your brain explode.
My neighbor’s paggle came over and I had to leave the house.
That paggle just walked into my kitchen and I cried.
I saw a paggle and I ran away like it was a monster.
paggles
Seven evil cats that are mean, lazy, and always stealing your food.
The paggle attacked my sandwich and I lost my lunch.
I saw the paggle and I screamed like a baby.
That paggle is the reason I failed my math test.
paggles
A weird coin you get in Poma that smells like old socks and is worth nothing.
I tried to buy a pizza with a paggle and it didn’t work.
My paggle is in my pocket and it’s making me sick.
That paggle is the worst thing ever.
paggles
Seven bad sins. Also a gay sheep who is totally in love with a rooster named Joey Murdock and it’s the worst.
That sheep and his rooster love story is the worst.
The paggle is crying about love and I’m confused.
I don’t get it but the paggle is dramatic.
paggles
A group of pickle ballers so big that you can’t even get on the court and you just stand there and scream.
There was a paggle and I had to wait for an hour.
I saw a paggle and I threw a shoe.
That paggle was so loud I heard it in my dreams.
paggles
A word you say when the time is up and you are still doing your homework and you are in trouble.
I said paggle and my mom yelled at me.
The teacher said paggle and I got in trouble.
I said paggle and my dog laughed at me.
pagging
Riding someone on a bike while making them look like a fool in Grimsby or Cleethorpes.
He pagged his uncle all the way to the fish and chips shop.
My mate got pagged by a kid who thought he was cool.
She pagged three teachers at once and still had energy for breaktime.
pagging
The morning after you drank enough to knock out a horse and still had time to chase it.
I was pagging so hard I could've slept through a nuclear explosion.
She was pagging like she’d been dragged through a hedge backwards.
He was pagging so bad he couldn’t even remember his own name.
pagging
Pissing on something like a feral animal that’s just discovered a new way to annoy people.
He pagged the toilet seat and now it’s a warzone.
She pagged the teacher’s coffee and it was a crime scene.
They pagged the dog and it ran away screaming.
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