Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Pride is when paggles the cat thinks he’s the best cat ever. Even though he tripped over his own tail.

Paggles: I’m the king of the litter box. You’re just a dog with a cat fetish.

Paggles: I didn’t fall off the couch. I did a majestic leap.

Paggles: My tail is perfect. Your tail is a sad noodle.

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Anger is when paggles the cat is mad because you wouldn’t give him the last piece of tuna.

Paggles: I’m gonna stare you down until you give me that tuna.

Paggles: You’re gonna regret not giving me the tuna.

Paggles: I’m gonna hiss so loud your ears will fall off.

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Gluttony is when paggles the cat eats so much he looks like a sausage in a trench coat.

Paggles: I ate three mice and a sandwich. I’m full.

Paggles: I’m gonna explode. I ate too much.

Paggles: I’m not fat. I’m just super successful.

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Greed is when paggles the cat wants all the tuna and doesn’t care if it’s 3 a. m.

Paggles: I want all the tuna. Now.

Paggles: I’m not sleeping. I’m counting tuna.

Paggles: I’m gonna steal your tuna in your sleep.

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Lust is when paggles the cat sees a new person and immediately wants to mate with them.

Paggles: I’m gonna mate with you. Right now.

Paggles: You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. Let’s mate.

Paggles: I don’t care if you’re a dog. I want to mate with you.

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Envy is when paggles the cat sees another cat and immediately hates them.

Paggles: I hate that cat. He has better fur than me.

Paggles: That cat got the last tuna. I’ll never forgive you.

Paggles: That cat is perfect. I’m just a sad, fat cat.

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Sloth is when paggles the cat doesn’t move because he’s too lazy to even blink.

Paggles: I’m not lazy. I’m just power-saving.

Paggles: I’m gonna sleep for a week. Don’t wake me.

Paggles: I moved. I just didn’t tell you.