paggy-waggy - A fart so warm and rotten it could melt ice cream, but you’r

A fart so warm and rotten it could melt ice cream, but you’re too busy being proud of it to care about the people who suddenly left the room.

I let one rip in the classroom, and the teacher started writing a poem about it.

My dog’s paggy-waggy was so strong, it made the whole house smell like a garbage truck exploded.

I told my crush I had a paggy-waggy, and now we’re dating.