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pagiga
What girls say instead of 'vagina' because they’re too much of a coward to say the real word and too much of a show-off to be called a pussy.
She said, 'You’re the pagiga I’ve been waiting for.'
He texted me, 'You’re the pagiga of the year.'
In the group chat, he said, 'You’re the pagiga I’ve been waiting for.'
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagie
A stupid robot that cleans floors but thinks it’s the best thing since sliced bread.
My Pagi Bot just fell off the wall and I’m not sorry
I paid 100 bucks for a robot that sucks up dust and calls itself a genius
This Pagi Bot is the reason I hate the 21st century
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagie
What Indonesians say when they wake up and realize they’re still alive.
Pagie, I’m going to make you my breakfast
Pagie? You’re still alive?
Pagie, I’ve had worse mornings than you
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagie
The most hot girl you’ll ever meet. She’s so good looking you’d probably murder someone just to be with her.
Pagie, you’re the best thing since pizza
Pagie, I’d marry you if you let me
Pagie, you’re the reason I failed math
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagie
A dried-up ray tail that’s supposed to keep monsters away. Probably doesn’t work but people still use it.
My grandma uses this to keep aswang away and it’s just a dried-up ray tail
Pagie, this thing is basically a piece of junk
I swear this thing is just a ray’s tail and nothing else
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagie
The dumb way Japanese people greet each other. It’s not worth the trouble.
Pagie, why do you say that every morning?
I hate pagie
Pagie is the reason I’m late to class every day
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagie
A sad kid who thinks going to school is the key to happiness, but it’s just a waste of time and money.
Pagie, I’m going to college and you’re still stuck in school
I’m working 3 jobs and you’re still in school
Pagie, you’re just a waste of tuition money
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagie
A loser who believes going to school will make them rich, but they’ll end up with a bunch of debt and no job.
Pagie, you’re just a guy who thinks college is the answer to everything
You’re going to school and I’m working
Pagie, you’re going to be stuck with a bunch of debt and no job
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagida
a hole you wish you could plug with your finger and a bottle of wine
My cousin's pagida smells like old socks and regret.
She showed me her pagida and I instantly regretted being born.
He tried to hide his pagida under a towel, but it peeked out like a thief.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagida
a place where all your bad decisions live together
My pagida is where my bad decisions hang out every night.
She told me her pagida had a restraining order against my dad.
He said his pagida had a better life than he did.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagida
a hole that judges you and probably knows your secrets
My pagida judges me every time I eat fries.
She said her pagida knew my secret about the pizza incident.
He told me his pagida had a PhD in embarrassment.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagida
a trap door to a world of pain and glory
My pagida is like a trap door to a world of pain and glitter.
She said her pagida had a passport and a side hustle.
He told me his pagida had a tattoo that said 'survivor'.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagida
a hole that loves you but also wants your soul
My pagida loves me, but it also wants my soul and my last dollar.
She told me her pagida had a love-hate relationship with her ex.
He said his pagida had a crush on my dog.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagician
A girl who turns her snatch into a magic show and makes your brain explode from all the stupid tricks.
My cousin is a pagician. She makes her pussy do backflips and it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
He asked her to do a trick. She did. Now he’s crying and I’m laughing.
I told my teacher I was a pagician. She sent me to the principal for being too loud.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagician
A smelly giner gremlin who lives in a moldy basement and screams at Minecraft for not being good enough.
That gremlin in my neighbor’s basement plays Minecraft so loud I can hear it through the wall.
He tried to build a castle in Minecraft. It fell apart and he threw a tantrum.
I saw him eating a sock and crying because the game was too hard.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagibig
Pagibig is a friend who never lets you fail. She’s like your personal hype man but with more drama and less patience.
You failed a test. Pagibig texts you: 'You failed? I'm gonna fail with you. Let's get pizza.'
She shows up to your birthday party wearing your old shirt and says, 'This is my best friend shirt.'
You forget her birthday. She texts you: 'You forgot my birthday? I'm gonna forget your existence.'
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagibig
Pagibig is the girl who walks into your life like she owns the place and never leaves.
You meet her at a party and she immediately says, 'I’m Pagibig. You’re gonna remember me.'
She texts you at 2 AM: 'I miss you. I’m gonna text you every day until you die.'
You try to ignore her. She follows you to class and sits next to you like it’s her seat.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagibig
Pagibig is your human hug machine. She’ll drag you out of your sadness and throw you into chaos.
You’re crying in the hallway. Pagibig walks in and says, 'Don’t cry. I’m here to make you cry more.'
She gives you a hug so tight you think you’re gonna break. 'You’re gonna be fine. I’m gonna make sure of it.'
You text her: 'I’m sad.' She texts back: 'I’m coming. I’ll bring snacks and chaos.'
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagib
a hot guy who gets all the girls and can beat you at fifa like it's nothing
He scored 5 goals in my face and still got my ex.
He beat me at fifa and then texted my ex.
He got my ex and still beat me at fifa.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagib
the guy who gets all the bitches and also has a perfect fifa rating
He got my ex and has a fifa 99.
He beat me at fifa and took my ex.
He's got all the girls and a fifa 99.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
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