Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid robot that cleans floors but thinks it’s the best thing since sliced bread.

My Pagi Bot just fell off the wall and I’m not sorry

I paid 100 bucks for a robot that sucks up dust and calls itself a genius

This Pagi Bot is the reason I hate the 21st century

2

What Indonesians say when they wake up and realize they’re still alive.

Pagie, I’m going to make you my breakfast

Pagie? You’re still alive?

Pagie, I’ve had worse mornings than you

3

The most hot girl you’ll ever meet. She’s so good looking you’d probably murder someone just to be with her.

Pagie, you’re the best thing since pizza

Pagie, I’d marry you if you let me

Pagie, you’re the reason I failed math

4

A dried-up ray tail that’s supposed to keep monsters away. Probably doesn’t work but people still use it.

My grandma uses this to keep aswang away and it’s just a dried-up ray tail

Pagie, this thing is basically a piece of junk

I swear this thing is just a ray’s tail and nothing else

5

The dumb way Japanese people greet each other. It’s not worth the trouble.

Pagie, why do you say that every morning?

I hate pagie

Pagie is the reason I’m late to class every day

6

A sad kid who thinks going to school is the key to happiness, but it’s just a waste of time and money.

Pagie, I’m going to college and you’re still stuck in school

I’m working 3 jobs and you’re still in school

Pagie, you’re just a waste of tuition money

7

A loser who believes going to school will make them rich, but they’ll end up with a bunch of debt and no job.

Pagie, you’re just a guy who thinks college is the answer to everything

You’re going to school and I’m working

Pagie, you’re going to be stuck with a bunch of debt and no job