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pagkainoso

The worst thing ever made by two bees who think they’re fancy. It’s like foodpanda but with more shame.

I tried pagkainoso and my lunch was a sandwich from 2013.

My friend ate pagkainoso and now he smells like a dead rat.

Pagkainoso is the reason I skipped breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by Slangipedia 36m ago

pagkainoso

A cursed version of foodpanda that only bees understand. It’s like ordering pizza but it’s just bread and sadness.

I ordered pagkainoso and got a burger that looked like it was hit by a truck.

My dog tried pagkainoso and now he won’t eat anything else.

Pagkainoso is the reason my fridge looks like a war zone.

by Slangipedia 36m ago

pagjewinduslamanismanity

when someone asks if they can take a dump in your mouth and laugh about it

Can I poop on your face and say it was a compliment?

You want me to crap in your mouth and call it a flex?

Is it okay if I dump my guts in your mouth and say you asked for it?

by Slangipedia 36m ago

pagjewinduslamanismanity

when someone dares you to let them poop on your face like it’s a dare

You want me to let you poop on my face like I’m a loser?

Is this a dare or are you just being gross?

You want me to take a dump in my mouth and call it a challenge?

by Slangipedia 36m ago

pagjewinduslamanismanity

when someone says they’re going to make you eat their poop and you believe them

You think I’m going to eat your poop and not fight back?

You’re saying you’re going to make me eat your poop and I believe you?

You told me I had to eat your poop and I believed you? What was I thinking?

by Slangipedia 36m ago

pagjewinduslamanismanity

when someone says they’re going to dump on you and you take it seriously

You said you were going to dump on me and I believed you?

You said I had to let you dump on my face and I did it?

You said you were going to dump in my mouth and I let you? What was I thinking?

by Slangipedia 36m ago

pagjewinduslamanismanity

when someone asks if they can poop in your mouth and you say yes without thinking

You asked if you could poop in my mouth and I said yes without thinking?

You asked me if you could take a dump in my mouth and I said yes without even thinking?

You dared me to let you poop in my mouth and I said yes without even blinking?

by Slangipedia 36m ago

pagjewinduslamanismanity

when someone says they’re going to make you eat their poop and you agree to it

You said you were going to make me eat your poop and I agreed?

You told me I had to eat your poop and I said okay?

You said you were going to make me eat your poop and I said I’d do it? What was I thinking?

by Slangipedia 36m ago

pagizzle

A page. Like a webpage. But way more annoying. It's like your brain on fire and a toaster.

This website is a pagizzle. I can't even read it without crying.

My teacher made us do a pagizzle. It was like being forced to eat a sandwich made of glitter and sadness.

I tried to open a pagizzle and it crashed. My phone is now dead. My soul is now dead.

by Slangipedia 36m ago

pagizzle

A page. Like a webpage. But with more drama. It’s like your mom, your ex, and your math teacher all fighting in a hot dog factory.

This website is a pagizzle. It’s like watching my mom and my ex fight over a hot dog.

My teacher gave us a pagizzle. It had 50 questions. I cried.

I opened a pagizzle and it started playing a song. My life is over.

by Slangipedia 36m ago

pagizzle

A page. Like a webpage. But with more swearing. It’s like a bathroom, a bar, and a curse all in one.

This website is a pagizzle. It’s like I just walked into a bathroom and everyone was yelling.

My teacher gave me a pagizzle. It had 100 swear words. I got in trouble.

I opened a pagizzle and it said ‘f*** you’ in 3D. I f***ing died.

by Slangipedia 36m ago

pagizzle

A page. Like a webpage. But it's extra. It’s like your brain, your phone, and your grandma all on a diet.

This website is a pagizzle. It’s like my brain is on a diet and it’s not working.

My teacher gave me a pagizzle. It was so long it made my phone cry.

I opened a pagizzle and it had 1,000 words. I fell asleep.

by Slangipedia 36m ago

pagizzle

A page. Like a webpage. But it’s like your life. It’s like your mom, your dog, and your math test all in one.

This website is a pagizzle. It’s like my life, but worse.

My teacher gave me a pagizzle. It was like my math test and my dog’s birthday.

I opened a pagizzle and it took me 10 minutes to read it. I died.

by Slangipedia 36m ago

pagiymamabs

stick a g*n in your mouth and blend your brain into a slushy

I pagiymamabs my cousin at the party and now he’s crying into his pizza

My mom pagiymamabs me every time she’s mad and it’s the worst

That guy pagiymamabs his friend and now they’re both out of their minds

by Slangipedia 37m ago

pagiymamabs

put a g*n in your mouth and make your brain into a smoothie

At the concert, I pagiymamabs my friend and now he’s singing off-key

My brother pagiymamabs his girlfriend and now they’re both confused

The DJ pagiymamabs the crowd and now everyone’s dancing like fools

by Slangipedia 37m ago

pagiymamabs

chew a g*n and turn your brain into a blender

My teacher pagiymamabs me during class and now I can’t focus

I pagiymamabs my brother and now he’s talking to the walls

The dog pagiymamabs the cat and now they’re both screaming

by Slangipedia 37m ago

pagitus

The smelly mix of a guy’s junk and a girl’s snatch.

I saw my cousin’s pagitus and it looked like a crime scene.

My dog ran away when he smelled my pagitus.

My friend said his pagitus was so bad, it made the whole bus stink.

by Slangipedia 37m ago

pagitus

When the guy’s parts and the girl’s parts get all mixed up and messy.

My pagitus was so messy, I had to clean the floor.

He said his pagitus looked like a science experiment gone wrong.

She cried when she saw my pagitus.

by Slangipedia 37m ago

pagitus

The ugly combo of a guy’s meat and a girl’s hole.

My pagitus was so ugly, it scared my little brother.

He said my pagitus was like a monster’s breakfast.

I told my friend his pagitus looked like a disaster.

by Slangipedia 37m ago

pagitus

When a guy’s junk and a girl’s snatch get all tangled up together.

They said my pagitus was like a spaghetti disaster.

My pagitus made the whole party smell like a gym.

She said my pagitus was worse than her brother’s.

by Slangipedia 37m ago