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paintfall
Grass is the only thing that makes sense. Paintfall is what happens when grass gets mad and throws up all over your yard.
My lawn looks like a drunk kid vomited glitter.
That paintfall is so bad, I think my neighbor’s dog ran away from it.
I tried to grow grass. It turned into paintfall.
by Slangipedia 31m ago
paintfall
Paintfall tastes like regret and tortilla chips. You only get it twice, and that's only if you're lucky.
I ate paintfall for breakfast. Now I smell like a taco truck at 3 AM.
Why do I get paintfall only twice? Life is unfair.
This paintfall smells like my cousin’s feet after a long trip.
by Slangipedia 31m ago
painthead
the f***ed-up girls who think changing their hair color every day makes them cool, even though they look like a failed science experiment.
Hey, did you see Lisa today? She’s got purple hair. I swear she dyed it in the lunchroom.
Why does Mia have green hair now? Did she eat glitter or something?
That new girl has blue hair. Is that a fashion statement or a cry for help?
by Slangipedia 32m ago
painthead
the girls who dye their hair so much they’ve lost all sense of style and just look like they got attacked by a box of crayons.
I saw Sarah today. She’s got pink hair. I think she’s trying to be the most annoying person in school.
Why is Emily’s hair orange now? Is that a new trend or a nightmare?
Tommy said Zoe dyed her hair black and now it looks like she got hit by a neon sign.
by Slangipedia 32m ago
painthead
the girls who change their hair color every week, like they’re trying to outdo each other in the most ridiculous way possible.
Did you see Jess today? Her hair is now pink. I think she’s trying to be a walking neon sign.
Why does Rachel have yellow hair now? Is that her new look or just desperation?
Lila has purple hair again. She must be tired of being normal.
by Slangipedia 32m ago
painters new years
A time when painters get so annoyed by bad weather ruining their work that they need a fresh start to forget all the mess and bad vibes.
The painter said, 'I’m done with this rain. It’s like the sky is trying to murder my project.'
My buddy called me crying because his paint job looked like a toddler had thrown spaghetti at it.
He posted on Twitter: 'If I see one more cloud, I’m going to throw my brush out of the window.'
by Slangipedia 32m ago
painters new years
The painters' version of New Year’s, it's when they get a break from being stuck in the rain and can finally stop looking like a drowned rat.
She texted me: 'I’m not painting until this weather clears up. I look like a soggy pancake.'
He said, 'I’ve been painting outside for weeks. Now it’s my turn to be lazy.'
A painter posted: 'If the sun doesn’t come out soon, I swear I’ll start painting in the dark just to annoy you.'
by Slangipedia 32m ago
painters new years
When painters get so fed up with bad weather messing up their work that they make a big deal about having a fresh start, even if it’s just another day.
He said, 'I’m not going to paint in this mess. I’d rather die.'
A painter posted: 'This weather is the worst thing since my ex left me.'
She texted me: 'If I have to paint one more bad day, I’ll quit and go be a barista.'
by Slangipedia 32m ago
painters in
When a girl is bleeding out of her lady parts like a broken faucet
My sister had the painters in and she was screaming at me for touching her tampon box
Mom told me to leave my brother alone because he had the painters in and was throwing eggs at the ceiling
At school, Sarah had the painters in and she was crying because the toilet paper ran out
by Slangipedia 33m ago
painters in
A girl is bleeding out of her lady parts like a broken faucet
My friend Mia had the painters in and was too sore to go to gym class
I saw my teacher having the painters in and she gave us extra homework because she was too tired
My dog ran through the hallway during the painters in and made a mess on the floor
by Slangipedia 33m ago
painters in
A guy who covers walls with color but probably smells like paint and has no life
That painter at my house left paint everywhere and smelled like a wet dog
My dad's friend is a painter and he came over with ladders and a van that looked like it had been hit by a truck
The painter at my school painted the gym and now it looks like a rainbow exploded
by Slangipedia 33m ago
painters in
When a girl is bleeding out of her lady parts and everyone around her wishes they were somewhere else
At the mall, my cousin had the painters in and she was hiding behind the escalator
My neighbor’s kid had the painters in and screamed so loud the whole block heard
I had the painters in and my mom told me to stop crying because I looked like a broken robot
by Slangipedia 33m ago
painters in
A soldier who sneaks into enemy land to drop a glowing target so missiles can hit it
That painter in the army dropped a glowing box and got blown up by a missile
The enemy didn’t know what hit them because of that dumb painter’s target
My uncle was a painter and he got sent home with a broken arm from a missile
by Slangipedia 33m ago
painters in
An artist who paints so much they probably forgot what sleep is
That painter finished his painting at 4am and now he looks like a zombie
My friend’s painter job got him kicked out of the house because he painted on the ceiling
The painter I know hasn’t seen the sun since 2019, and it’s not even funny anymore
by Slangipedia 33m ago
painters in
A person who covers things with color, usually because they have no idea what they’re doing
That painter turned my room purple and now I look like a weirdo
My friend’s painter painted the kitchen green and it looks like a jungle
The painter at school painted the classroom blue and everyone started crying
by Slangipedia 33m ago
painters arm
Your arm gets so sunburned it looks like you dipped it in a fire truck’s water hose.
My painter’s arm looks like I got caught in a campfire.
I painted the house and now my arm is a fried chicken wing.
The tan line on my arm is so bad, I think I got sunburned by a spotlight.
by Slangipedia 33m ago
painters arm
When you spend too much time outside painting, your arm turns into a crispy bacon strip.
My painter’s arm is so burned I could fry eggs on it.
After painting all day, my arm looked like it had been microwaved.
I painted the shed and now my arm looks like it got hit by a solar flare.
by Slangipedia 33m ago
painters arm
You paint so much in the sun, your arm gets a tan that’s mean enough to beat you up.
My painter’s arm is so tanned, it could start its own gang.
That tan line on my arm looks like it was drawn by a jailer.
I painted the house and now my arm has a tan that’s got attitude.
by Slangipedia 33m ago
painters
Having the painters in means a woman is on her period. It’s like getting hit by a truck full of bad mood and cramps.
My mom had the painters in yesterday. I didn’t dare touch her.
She’s got the painters in again. I’m hiding under my bed.
Don’t talk to me. The painters are in, and I’m not in the mood.
by Slangipedia 34m ago
painters
That time of the month when you wish you were a boy and had no idea what was happening.
I got the painters in last week. I’ve been moody ever since.
Why is my sister screaming? Oh, she’s got the painters in again.
You got the painters in? That explains why you’re so angry.
by Slangipedia 34m ago
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