Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Having the painters in means a woman is on her period. It’s like getting hit by a truck full of bad mood and cramps.

My mom had the painters in yesterday. I didn’t dare touch her.

She’s got the painters in again. I’m hiding under my bed.

Don’t talk to me. The painters are in, and I’m not in the mood.

2

That time of the month when you wish you were a boy and had no idea what was happening.

I got the painters in last week. I’ve been moody ever since.

Why is my sister screaming? Oh, she’s got the painters in again.

You got the painters in? That explains why you’re so angry.

3

When a woman gets her period and turns into a giant grumpy monster.

She turned into a monster. The painters were in.

Her mood is worse than my dog’s hairball habit.

I don’t know what she did, but I swear she turned into a beast.

4

A girl who is bleeding and probably wants to scream at the whole world.

That girl in class is bleeding. She’s having her painters in.

She’s got blood on her pants. I think she’s got the painters in.

Don’t talk to her. She had the painters in and is about to explode.

5

When a girl is bleeding and probably wants to punch you.

She’s got the painters in again, and she looks ready to punch me.

I think my sister is about to hit me. She had the painters in all day.

Don’t talk to her. She’s having the painters in and is very angry.

6

A guy who wears white clothes and gets paint everywhere, but still charges you a lot of money for it.

That painter painted my house and got paint on everything. He’s expensive.

He wore white pants and still managed to ruin them with paint.

I paid him $500 just to get a tiny spot painted.

7

A soldier who sneaks in to hit the enemy’s stuff with missiles, but it’s still confusing as hell.

That painter guy ran into the enemy camp and messed everything up.

He got a frequency from the Allies and used it to hit something.

I don’t even know what he did. He just went in and came out confused.