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paiteness
fisting. fucking with a fist until she's unconscious.
watched this dude fist her ass at a motel
she came so hard from his thumb he lost control
doctor says i have a tear in my colon
paitence
someone who waits on you like they own the place. treats your shit but expects everything back.
ugh, i can't believe he made me wait an hour for my food
she thinks she's entitled to my attention because of a text?
paitence
a person with no boundaries. will let you get away with murder and then complain about it.
don't touch that, i'm in the shower!
why are you looking at my stuff?
paitence
someone who uses emotional manipulation to control. gaslighting is their go-to move.
you're crazy, i never said that
if you loved me you'd understand
paiten
paiten's got those pearly whites that make guys drool. She plays hard to get, never the same sex twice, but always leaves you wanting more.
yo bitch where u been? just me and my thoughts about your face
i feel so used by this girl
she texted back after 4 hours like she doesnt care
paiten
got that snake line across her forehead? That's a paiten tell. She can be your girlfriend or a hook up, depends on how much trouble you want.
shes got such cute eyes and this weird scar by her hairline
i think im in love with the way she looks at me
her friends call her drama queen for real
paiten
paiten's got teeth and knows how to use them. She'll make you say yes all day, especially around november 18th.
she texted me at midnight just because she could
i said we break up last week shes still talking about it like nothing happened
shes making plans for valentines day again
paitau
paitau: fuckin' ghost every plan you make, always say 'man I forgot my wallet' or 'my mom called'.
girl told me to meet at 8 but didn't show up till midnight and made an excuse about gas running out
bro said he'd hit the gym today then texted back after dinner like nothing happened
planned a trip for saturday, sunday morning she's 'sick'
paitau
paitau: setting up something with your crew and pulling out at the last second. Pure betrayal.
group chat went crazy when Mike canceled our road trip day before for 'leg cramps'
we had reservations already, Sarah said she'd send me a car ride but didn't
three of us showed up to the concert because Kevin got cold feet
paitau
paitau: making your friends feel like shit by being unreliable. Toxic behavior in a relationship.
kept telling everyone I was going to that party but never went, made the whole group look bad
said she'd help me move and stood me up for 3 hours while texting her boyfriend
planned this surprise birthday then 'forgot' on purpose
paitan
paitan's your homie who'll do anything for you but won't take shit from nobody. She gets dirty fast.
yo niggah, i got my period on the bathroom floor and u gonna clean it up or what?
she brought me a sandwich at 2am after i told her to fuck off
my paitan just showed up with groceries because i said 'i'm hungry'
paitan
paitan = dude who can't shoot. He stands on the line and yells at refs while defenders walk all over him.
bro, u literally a poster boy for paitn energy
he's been playing with his back since freshman year still thinks he's an All-American star
coach had to bench him in overtime after making 4 turnovers
paitan
paitan = trash who refuses to accept defeat. He'll foul, trip, get called for everything and still think he's better than everyone.
that paitn just ran into the basket with his arms up like that was a dunk
he got 5 fouls in 8 minutes playing like he had 4 extra limbs
everyone knows josh is a paitan but he'll still play hero
paisyn
pussy that gives head like it's its job. she'll cum at the drop of a hat just from hearing your voice.
bro literally fucked her on my couch for two hours straight and couldn't stop
she says my name so slow right before orgasm it's insane
paisyn
her dick is small but she makes up for it with mouth. can taste her throat closing around the head.
she rode my face until I was delirious yesterday morning
best hand job i've ever had came from someone 5 inches shorter than me
paisyn
wants to be used every chance she gets. puts her legs around your neck and pulls you down.
she told me last night 'just fuck me' in the kitchen while washing dishes
woke up this morning with cum all over my face again
paisyn
has a dark side. gets jealous when you talk to other girls and will literally smash your phone.
she flipped the table when i mentioned my ex at dinner last night
stole my keys so I couldn't go out without her knowing
paisyn
looks like a delicate flower but in bed she's feral. bites your lip, scratches your back.
she has the best mouth I've ever felt and doesn't stop until I black out
saw her bite my shoulder mark still there two weeks later
paisycle
riding two bikes at once, hands on both handlebars like you got an extra life
bro's wife slid into my DMs after the split ended and now we're texting daily about how she used to make me feel special in bed. fuck i miss her.
my therapist says i have attachment issues but honestly? i've been on two different dating apps since 2019 and neither work.
girlfriend found out i was talking to my ex on the app. now she's packing bags but keeps asking if we can try one more time.
paisycle
sex with a guy who doesn't know your name or number - feels like finding quarters in a coat pocket, except it's on purpose and he gets off easy.
ordered dinner at the bar next to some dude. got really into it. when we came up for air i told him my real name. he made a joke about stealing it back later but didn't try.
texting with this creep from work for months until one night I said 'let's meet' and now I'm on his couch wondering if this will turn physical before morning.
at the club last weekend, someone slid me a number off their phone. we've been hooking up every day since then - he thinks it's serious but i'm just collecting strings.
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