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riding two bikes at once, hands on both handlebars like you got an extra life
bro's wife slid into my DMs after the split ended and now we're texting daily about how she used to make me feel special in bed. fuck i miss her.
my therapist says i have attachment issues but honestly? i've been on two different dating apps since 2019 and neither work.
girlfriend found out i was talking to my ex on the app. now she's packing bags but keeps asking if we can try one more time.
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sex with a guy who doesn't know your name or number - feels like finding quarters in a coat pocket, except it's on purpose and he gets off easy.
ordered dinner at the bar next to some dude. got really into it. when we came up for air i told him my real name. he made a joke about stealing it back later but didn't try.
texting with this creep from work for months until one night I said 'let's meet' and now I'm on his couch wondering if this will turn physical before morning.
at the club last weekend, someone slid me a number off their phone. we've been hooking up every day since then - he thinks it's serious but i'm just collecting strings.
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