paitan

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paitan's your homie who'll do anything for you but won't take shit from nobody. She gets dirty fast.

yo niggah, i got my period on the bathroom floor and u gonna clean it up or what?

she brought me a sandwich at 2am after i told her to fuck off

my paitan just showed up with groceries because i said 'i'm hungry'

paitan = dude who can't shoot. He stands on the line and yells at refs while defenders walk all over him.

bro, u literally a poster boy for paitn energy

he's been playing with his back since freshman year still thinks he's an All-American star

coach had to bench him in overtime after making 4 turnovers

paitan = trash who refuses to accept defeat. He'll foul, trip, get called for everything and still think he's better than everyone.

that paitn just ran into the basket with his arms up like that was a dunk

he got 5 fouls in 8 minutes playing like he had 4 extra limbs

everyone knows josh is a paitan but he'll still play hero