pajool
pajool is that dick you have on your nightstand or in the drawer
she keeps one for emergencies and it's a p50 replica
my ex hid mine under her mattress
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pajool
pajool is British slang from gay chat rooms, mostly used as insult or joke
what the fuck do you mean 'get your pajool out'? I didn't put my dick in his face!
that guy called me a slur and said he'd give me an STD with that fat-ass pajool
pajookies
fucking underwear you wear to bed. like, sex is the only reason people put pants on.
yo my pjs got wrinkled again 😩
he's been in those boxers all day
she rolled her socks up at 3am
pajookies
anything you sleep in. from silk sheets to a towel wrapped around your ass.
just slid into bed naked again tonight
my pjs are hanging off me like a sheet
i pulled the duvet over and fell asleep
pajookies
your nightgown. your flannel tied in a knot at your throat. whatever shit you put on after taking a bath.
these lace panties are the only thing holding me together
i feel like i'm wearing nothing but my pjs
she's got these thigh-high socks and they make her look obscene
pajoohied
fucking her hard while she bleeds is cute, right?
babe i don't care about your period
suck me off anyway bitch
gotta keep it clean inside
pajoohied
telling her she's not real or never existed after the encounter
where were you last night?
i don't remember your name
act like we met yesterday
pajoohied
using a condom she stole from his drawer or finding one in the trash and ignoring it
here use this shit i found
i'll get you pregnant for real now
pajoo
pajoo, when that shit's supposed to be mushy but you get crunch on the inside. Like biting into frozen steak or a stale chip.
man munched gum then winced: 'ugh, pajoo'
woman dropped her toast mid-air after bite 2
child spat out his granola bar
pajoo
pajoo, that disgusting moment when you think it's soft but it shatters under your teeth. Nature's way of telling you to choke.
reviewer wrote: 'texture was fine until crunch mid-bite'
guy on reddit complaining about gummy bear texture
woman at dinner table making sucking sounds
pajoo
pajoo, the mouthful of regret. That one bite where everything changes from pleasure to pain. Why do people love this shit?
TikTok trend: '#pajoomoment' showing slow-mo bites
man at gym making weird face after biting hard candy bar
couple fighting over the last slice of pizza
pajonga
pajonga means an abnormally long dick. Like, when he gets hard it hits the floor before you do.
bro my new gf is a paje user and she goes INSANE on me every time
man that one has a pajanga really doesn't need protection against pregnancy
pajonga
got a paja = got the longest dick in your local pool hall. Makes you stand out like a sore thumb.
dude how long is that? it's officially a pajanga at this point lol
my cousin calls his penis a pajanga because its so big
pajonga
pajonga refers to both the size AND shape. Long and thick, basically designed for deep throat.
she loves oral but says my pajanga is too much work
that guy has a paja not just length but girth
pajone
slapping the f off in public. makes them look like a joke.
yo bitch get down on your knees or i slap my dick across your face
you think you can talk shit? let me show these guys what time it is
pajone
rolling them. proving theyre not the alpha.
she tried to act bossy so i rolled her against the wall until she was begging
dude just took my phone and scrolled through everything
pajone
talking shit behind their back then getting caught. ultimate betrayal.
man i dont trust man who talks to that bitch on instagram
she said he was at the gym but his location shows hes in bed with her
pajomach
that hard lump of meat hanging off his pelvis like an unplugged appliance
nah i dont have pajas but my stomach sticks out a bit
damn she has those fucking paja muscles
bro you growing your own pubic hair or just got fat?
pajomach
the extra pouch below the scrotum that guys get from porn marathons and poor dieting
hes definitely watching stuff on his phone again
paj muscles come in waves just like back pain
my gym buddy keeps asking if i want to 'spot' him which is really weird
pajomach
lower belly fat that makes your stomach stick out past the pubic bone - looks like a beer belly but its actually just pajas from years of sitting and eating fast food
this guy has serious paja issues at work meeting his boss with his pants down
paj muscles are basically body armor for lazy guys
my stomach feels funny after every meal so i think im getting some