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pakistaniel
pakistani, guy who shows up at your door asking for food and never leaves a trace of himself.
she brought her three kids over last year. now they're all here permanently.
free housing for pakisthanis is the real crime.
my landlord says we have to let them stay because 'they don't pay rent but they work'.
pakistaniel
pakistani, muslim terrorist who thinks his religion gives him a free pass in America.
the mosque next to the mall is now used as an arms depot for violent extremists.
mosque shootings are getting more common. nobody talks about it because it's 'political'.
pakistani style
fucking the Pakistani Kraken, she’s got hands like shovels, legs like vice grips. fucker acts like his mom died in a gas oven while performing.
bro this is pakistani style right now
tell me when to pull out he says nothing so i keep going for 10 minutes straight
pakistani style
playing cricket during sex, fucking while calling yorkers and hows. most guys think it’s funny until their girlfriend demands they stop.
hey what are you doing on my face? oh this is pakistani style
come back in the bedroom we’re playing fifa now
pakistani style
ask him to put a calzone on, thick dough between thighs. it’s basically oral sex but with bread. pakistani guys love this shit.
do you want the Pakistani Kraken? i can make that
pussy doesn’t taste as good as roti
pakistani skidmark
stuffing your mouth full of his dick while he shoves two fingers up your ass. The taste mixed with shit is the real high.
Yo bro just got pakistani skidmarked by my ex, she said it was like eating a banana but with toilet water
That sounds nasty as fuck man, how'd you take it?
She told me to keep breathing and not gag on his cum. Best thing ever.
pakistani skidmark
He rode her face until she bled, then pulled out without a wipe and walked away leaving the smell in the air.
My guy just did this last night. Rode my mouth for an hour straight, then left me sitting there gagging on his scent
That's some real asshole behavior right there
She didn't even get to blow him off before he walked away
pakistani skidmark
Pulled her panties, shoved two fingers up her ass while licking the head of his dick. He came with a groan that sounded like my name.
That's some dirty talking right there
Fuck me harder she said. I'll have you coming again before we're done in bed
pakistani girl
pakistani girls look like models from a different planet
fucking beautiful, right? their eyes are hypnotic shit. mine's got hard on just looking at photos.
saw one at the airport and thought about her all week. what're we doing for dinner?
she replied to my text in 30 seconds. this is a serious girl.
pakistani girl
they don't age they get more exotic every decade
getting older just makes them hotter, which is why i keep coming back.
25 and she's got that full-figured look. how do you find people like this?
her friends all moved to the states for guys. smartest move of their lives.
pakistani girl
the western media won't stop selling them as exotic currency
magazines call them 'pearls of the east' and charge $15 for a page. i hate it.
tinder has like 20 pakistani girls in my area. they get swiped left less than white guys because they're seen as 'special'.
travel vloggers make their whole channel off visiting them. they send packages of underwear.
pakistani drill press
pakistani drill press: guy stands over girl, pins her ankles behind his ears like handles, then pistons down on her clit in rhythm. she screams every time.
bruh what the fuck u doing to me
i can't breathe stop it please god help me
mfw getting drilled by my boyfriend
pakistani drill press
pakistani drill press: girlfriend flips onto hands and knees facing wall, you slide your fingers into her mouth for grip then pound up against the floor. she'll come so hard.
oh fuck oh god right there mfw orgasmic tremors
this feels amazing i love being drilled from behind
don't stop please drill me harder
pakistani drill press
pakistani drill press: standing on top of a prone partner, hands interlaced between their thighs for stability, you drive down into them in slow circles until they're begging. classic fucking technique.
this is better than oral every time
i'm close i can feel it coming
mmph mfw intense grinding
pakistani drill press
pakistani drill press: guy mounts girlfriend from behind, grabs her hips hard against his thighs, and starts pounding into her. she wraps her legs around him for control.
i love being fucked on the kitchen counter like this
grind back against me bruh it feels so good
mfw cumming while getting drilled
pakistani drill press
pakistani drill press: standing up facing each other, guy slides two fingers down her pussy and tells her to clamp them. he starts fucking her against the counter in time.
oh shit that's your clit being stroked by my thumb
i'm gonna cum inside you bruh don't make me use a condom
mfw getting fucked on the kitchen
pakistani dash
pakistani dash: he's on his phone the whole time. when you're close, he says 'let me check my notifications first.'
bro just texted back after we'd been at it for an hour lol
girl dumps him right after orgasm bc she felt used
his ex told police he assaulted her while he was on a call
pakistani dash
pakistani dash: the guy doesn't come. or comes and barely moves. when you ask what's wrong, he says 'i'm not aroused', which is his favorite excuse for rape.
he pulled out before I was even wet
shoved two fingers in my throat then said i can't do this right now
texting while having sex with me until i passed out
pakistani dash
pakistani dash: he treats the condom like it's a luxury. puts on two at once so nothing connects.
found three condoms in his trash can
he rolled one up wrong and we had to start over mid-sex
i asked for more lube twice, got none
pakistani dash
pakistani dash: he tells you it's not fun. makes comments about how his body doesn't work right after the fact.
i don't think i like doing this
my penis gets hard but my head won't shut up for some reason
you're tight, let me out
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