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paenes

A wet, sweaty, and deli-style latino sex act. It's like a taco that also knows your secrets.

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paene panocha sandwich

a messy, gooey, and deli-style latino love fest that smells like old bread and regret

I tried to eat a paene panocha sandwich and now my shirt is a disaster.

My cousin’s paene panocha sandwich happened in the back of a taco truck.

My mom says my paene panocha sandwich was the worst she’s ever seen.

by Slangipedia 23m ago

paene panocha sandwich

when a latino person gets so hot and sweaty they look like they just ran out of a deli and into a lover’s arms

My brother’s paene panocha sandwich was so good it made the deli manager cry.

I had a paene panocha sandwich in the middle of the school hallway. No one asked why.

My neighbor’s paene panocha sandwich made the whole block smell like bad bread and passion.

by Slangipedia 23m ago

paene panocha sandwich

a deli-style latino love mess that’s so wet it could drown a sandwich

At the deli, my paene panocha sandwich was so wet the clerk had to run for his life.

My dog tried to eat my paene panocha sandwich and now he’s stuck in the floor.

I did a paene panocha sandwich on my best friend’s couch and now it’s a permanent stain.

by Slangipedia 23m ago

paene panocha sandwich

a sweaty, sticky, and deli-style latino love that could melt a sandwich into a puddle of shame

My paene panocha sandwich was so bad it got a warning from the deli’s manager.

I did a paene panocha sandwich in the deli and now the floor is my new love life.

My sister’s paene panocha sandwich was so messy it left a map of sweat on the table.

by Slangipedia 23m ago

paelyn

Paelyn is a hot mess who looks good and acts like a total idiot. She'll slap you if you don't give her what she wants and she'll throw a tantrum if you don't like her.

Paelyn: 'You don't like me? I'll cry in front of everyone.'

Paelyn: 'I'm rich, so I don't need you.'

Paelyn: 'I'm smart, so I know you're fake.'

by Slangipedia 23m ago

paelyn

Paelyn is a cute girl with a bad attitude. She'll be nice if you're nice, but if you're an idiot, she'll laugh in your face and walk away.

Paelyn: 'You're an idiot. I'm leaving.'

Paelyn: 'I'm smart, so I know you're lying.'

Paelyn: 'I'm rich, so I don't need your stupid money.'

by Slangipedia 23m ago

paelyn

Paelyn is a pretty girl who thinks she's the best. She'll be your friend if you're cool, but she'll be your enemy if you don't give her what she wants.

Paelyn: 'You're not cool, so I'm not your friend.'

Paelyn: 'I'm rich, so I don't need you.'

Paelyn: 'I'm smart, so I know you're fake.'

by Slangipedia 23m ago

paelyn

Paelyn is a girl who looks good and acts like she's the center of the universe. She'll be your best friend if you're nice, but she'll give you a hard time if you're not.

Paelyn: 'You're not nice, so I'm not your best friend.'

Paelyn: 'I'm rich, so I don't need your stupid money.'

Paelyn: 'I'm smart, so I know you're fake.'

by Slangipedia 23m ago

paelyn

Paelyn is a beautiful girl who thinks she's the best. She'll be your friend if you're cool, but she'll be your enemy if you're not.

Paelyn: 'You're not cool, so I'm not your friend.'

Paelyn: 'I'm rich, so I don't need your stupid money.'

Paelyn: 'I'm smart, so I know you're fake.'

by Slangipedia 23m ago

paella

Getting a Spanish Latina to give you a finger up the butt while she sings opera.

My cousin’s date was a paella. He looked like he was being tortured.

My sister’s boyfriend said he had paella for breakfast. That’s not a breakfast, that’s a punishment.

My friend texted me: ‘Just got paella. My ass is on fire.’

by Slangipedia 24m ago

paella

When a hot Latina shoves her spicy sausage and clam-filled butt into your face.

My neighbor said he had paella last night. I believe him. His face was red.

My brother said he had paella at the bar. I think he was high.

My mom texted me: ‘Your dad had paella. He’s now a walking meatball.’

by Slangipedia 24m ago

paella

A smell so bad it could make a dead man cry. It’s like Port-a-Potties, wet dogs, and gym shorts had a baby.

The smell of paella hit me in the face. I almost died.

My friend walked into a room and said, ‘That’s paella?’ I said, ‘You’re lucky you’re alive.’

I got a paella at the party. The smell made my dog run away.

by Slangipedia 24m ago

paella

When you go to a sausage fest and it turns into a sausage and clam party because all the girls showed up.

I went to a sausage fest and it became a paella. I was confused.

My friend said he went to a sausage fest and it turned into a clam party. That’s not a sausage fest, that’s a disaster.

My cousin said he had a sausage fest. It turned into a clam party. Now he’s a clam.

by Slangipedia 24m ago

paella

Getting a hard-on from the sight of saffron rice or from eating it and getting a hard-on.

I saw paella and got a hard-on. It was embarrassing.

My friend ate paella and got a hard-on. He looked like a walking erection.

I had paella for lunch and got a hard-on. My boss asked if I was okay.

by Slangipedia 24m ago

paella

A breakfast so good it could make a king jealous. It’s like hash browns, paella, and eggs on top.

I had a paella brunch and it was the best thing I’ve ever eaten.

My friend had a paella brunch and said it was like heaven on a plate.

I tried a paella brunch and now I’m a paella brunch god.

by Slangipedia 24m ago

paella

A sauce so good it’s like a Spanish lady made it with love, clams, and a little bit of magic.

My aunt brought paella sauce to dinner. It was the best thing I’ve ever had.

I tried the paella sauce and it was like a Spanish lady kissed my tongue.

My cousin said the paella sauce was so good, it made her cry.

by Slangipedia 24m ago

paelar

A female who looks like a goddess but acts like a beast and still manages to be your best friend.

She showed up to my mom’s funeral in heels and a dress but still brought me a cheeseburger.

She told my ex he looked like a dead raccoon and then asked him for his number.

She cried at my breakup but then texted me a list of guys she wants me to date.

by Slangipedia 24m ago

paelar

A girl who is so good at everything that she makes your life a living hell and you still love her.

She got a perfect score on the test and then laughed at me when I got a D.

She started a side hustle while working full time and still texts me daily.

She beat me at Mario Kart and then asked me to buy her pizza.

by Slangipedia 24m ago

paelar

A real-life angel who also has a temper and a habit of cussing you out in public.

She saved my life during the fire but then yelled at me for burning the pizza.

She helped me pass the class but then called my teacher a f***ing idiot.

She cried with me when my dog died but then threw my phone out the window.

by Slangipedia 24m ago