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paddle steamer
It’s like motorboating but slower and sadder. You blow a raspberry on a lady’s chest for so long you might as well be doing it out of pity.
He blew a raspberry on her chest for ten minutes and then left her there like she was a broken toy.
She asked him why he was doing the paddle steamer and he said, 'I just felt like being a sad person today.'
He tried to motorboat her but got too tired and just did a paddle steamer instead.
by Slangipedia 24m ago
paddle sock
A fuzzy tube you slap on a paddle to save it from getting smashed like your little brother's face when he eats a whole pizza.
I put on my paddle sock before I went kayaking. My paddle survived the rapids and my brother didn’t.
My paddle sock saved my paddle from the wrath of a angry beaver.
I wore my paddle sock like a cape. It was cool and it protected my paddle from getting broken.
by Slangipedia 24m ago
paddle sock
A fluff ball you put on your paddle so it doesn’t get broken like your ex’s trust when you ghost them.
My paddle sock was so fluff, it made my paddle look like a unicorn.
I used my paddle sock to beat my ex in a paddle war. He got broken, I got fluff.
I wore my paddle sock and my paddle didn’t get broken. My ex got broken.
by Slangipedia 24m ago
paddle sock
A soft tube that goes on a paddle to keep it from getting destroyed like your mom’s patience when you eat cereal for dinner.
My paddle sock was so soft, it made my paddle feel like it was getting a massage.
I put on my paddle sock and my paddle didn’t get destroyed. My mom’s patience did.
My paddle sock was so soft, it made my paddle forget it was in a river.
by Slangipedia 24m ago
paddle sniffing
When you cheat by peeking at your enemy’s moves on the screen to mess them up.
I saw my brother peeking at my Mario Kart screen like a damn spy.
My cousin snuck a look at my football play and called the whole game.
She looked at my screen like it was the secret to life and beat me 2-0.
by Slangipedia 25m ago
paddle sniffing
Looking at your rival’s screen in a game to figure out what they’re going to do next so you can kick their ass.
He looked at my screen like it was a treasure map and picked the worst play ever.
She stared at my screen for 10 minutes and still lost.
I saw him check my screen like it was a cheat code and he got wrecked.
by Slangipedia 25m ago
paddle sniffing
When you’re too weak to play fair so you look at your opponent’s screen to get an edge.
He peeked at my screen like it was the last chance to win.
My friend looked at my play like it was a math problem and still lost.
She stared at my screen like it had the answer and still got destroyed.
by Slangipedia 25m ago
paddle sniffing
Looking at your enemy’s screen to figure out what they’re going to do so you can mess them up.
He looked at my screen like it was a map to victory and it didn’t work.
She checked my screen like it was a secret code and still got smoked.
He peeked at my screen like it was the key to winning and it was just a guess.
by Slangipedia 25m ago
paddle sniffing
When you peek at your enemy’s screen just so you can beat them like they’re a bunch of newbies.
He peeked at my screen like I was a rookie and still got my ass kicked.
She looked at my screen like it was a cheat and still lost.
He stared at my screen like it had the answer and it was just luck.
by Slangipedia 25m ago
paddle sniffing
Looking at your opponent’s screen in a game like it’s the only way to win and you’re a total loser.
He looked at my screen like it was the only way to win and it was just a guess.
She peeked at my screen like it was a magic trick and it didn’t work.
He stared at my screen like it had the key to victory and it was just luck.
by Slangipedia 25m ago
paddle shifters
A stupid thing on a car that lets you pretend you're a race car driver. It's like giving a turtle a jetpack.
My cousin put paddle shifters on his minivan. Now he thinks he's a monster truck.
I saw a guy use paddle shifters to fight a guy in a parking lot. It was sad.
My mom said paddle shifters are just for show. I said show me the money.
by Slangipedia 25m ago
paddle shifters
A girl with huge titties is like a birthday cake with extra frosting and sprinkles. You can’t help but stare.
My crush has paddle shifters. I can’t stop looking at her during math class.
At the mall, I saw a girl with paddle shifters. I tripped over my own feet.
My little brother said my sister has paddle shifters. I told him to shut up.
by Slangipedia 25m ago
paddle sacked
you stick your junk in a girl's face and whack your cock on her nose like a meaty slap
I paddle sacked her so hard she cried like a baby and my cock left a red mark on her face
He paddle sacked me in front of my whole class and I had to sit out gym for a week
She paddle sacked him during lunch and the principal came running because of the screaming
by Slangipedia 25m ago
paddle sacked
you stuff your balls in a girl's mouth and hit her forehead with your penis like a meaty pancake
He paddle sacked her in the hallway and the whole school heard her scream
I paddle sacked my crush and now she won't look at me
She paddle sacked me in the middle of a group project and everyone laughed at me
by Slangipedia 25m ago
paddle sacked
you shove your junk in a girl's face and whack your dick on her head like a giant meaty slap
He paddle sacked her in the cafeteria and the lunch lady gave him a detention
I paddle sacked my brother and now he won't stop making fun of me
She paddle sacked me in front of my friends and I had to eat a whole pizza in silence
by Slangipedia 25m ago
paddle prairie
A spot where you guzzle cheap beer and light up like a flamingo on fire. Kids ride dirt bikes like they’re in a race to the grave.
I drank so much at paddle prairie I peed on the quad.
My cousin lit a cigarette and dropped it on the dirt bike. It exploded.
Les is just a fancy way of saying 'I’m high and tired.'
by Slangipedia 25m ago
paddle prairie
A place where you get so wasted you think the sky is a giant beer can. Kids ride around like they own the place and say 'Les' like it’s a prayer.
I tried to quad at paddle prairie and fell into a ditch. It was glorious.
My friend said 'Les' so much I thought he was a ghost.
The sky looked like a beer can. I took a sip. It was just clouds.
by Slangipedia 25m ago
paddle prairie
A boring place where you drink, smoke, and ride around like you’re in a video game. Kids say 'Les' so much it’s like a curse.
I drank so much I started talking to the dirt bike. It didn’t respond.
My brother lit a cigarette and said 'Les' like it was a spell.
Paddle prairie is the worst. It’s like being stuck in a video game with no exit.
by Slangipedia 25m ago
paddle pop
when a guy shoves his cock up someone's ass and makes them lick his cum and smelly poop after
My cousin got paddle popped by his gym teacher and still smells like gym socks.
That guy at the bus stop got paddle popped by his mailman and now he cries every time he sees a stamp.
My brother got paddle popped by his boss and now he eats lunch in the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 26m ago
paddle pop
a fake lion on a stick that looks like a bald man who sings bad songs and wears a stupid shirt
That Paddle Pop mascot is a disgrace. It looks like my uncle after he drinks 10 beers.
I think the Paddle Pop mascot is a secret Nickleback fan.
That lion is a disgrace. I'd rather eat a paddle pop than watch him sing.
by Slangipedia 26m ago
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