paddle pop

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when a guy shoves his cock up someone's ass and makes them lick his cum and smelly poop after

My cousin got paddle popped by his gym teacher and still smells like gym socks.

That guy at the bus stop got paddle popped by his mailman and now he cries every time he sees a stamp.

My brother got paddle popped by his boss and now he eats lunch in the bathroom.

a fake lion on a stick that looks like a bald man who sings bad songs and wears a stupid shirt

That Paddle Pop mascot is a disgrace. It looks like my uncle after he drinks 10 beers.

I think the Paddle Pop mascot is a secret Nickleback fan.

That lion is a disgrace. I'd rather eat a paddle pop than watch him sing.

a sweet way to call your lover, but only if you don't call them a faggot in front of their friends

My girlfriend calls me her paddle pop, but she also calls me a faggot when I'm not looking.

He calls me his paddle pop, but I know he's still mad I beat him at Mario Kart.

She calls me her paddle pop, but only when she doesn't have to do laundry.