paddle steamer
It’s like motorboating but slower and sadder. You blow a raspberry on a lady’s chest for so long you might as well be doing it out of pity.
He blew a raspberry on her chest for ten minutes and then left her there like she was a broken toy.
She asked him why he was doing the paddle steamer and he said, 'I just felt like being a sad person today.'
He tried to motorboat her but got too tired and just did a paddle steamer instead.