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packin hairy lips
when a woman shows her hairy crotch so much it looks like she's advertising a hair salon.
Her skirt was so short it looked like she was handing out business cards for her pubes.
She showed up with her hairy twat on full display like it was a commercial break.
At the mall, she was flexin' her hairy lips like she was the face of a razor ad.
packin
When a guy’s junk is so big it looks like it’s about to break free from his pants and start a riot.
My guy just said 'I’m packin’ like a Christmas tree at a hotel fire.'
She stared at his pants like they were a crime scene.
He walked in and the whole room went silent. Packin’ is serious business.
packin
How big your meat is. The bigger it is, the more you laugh at other people’s meat.
He said his packin’ was so big it made the moon jealous.
She asked him if he had a meat license.
He bragged about his packin’ like it was a trophy.
packin
To hold something, usually something you’d rather not be caught with, like a gun or a giant meat.
He was packin’ a gun and a giant meat. He was ready for anything.
She packin’ a whole bag of drugs and a smile.
He packin’ so much he looked like a walking backpack.
packin
To carry something illegal or dangerous, like drugs or a loaded gun.
He was packin’ enough drugs to take down a whole city.
She packin’ a gun like it was her best friend.
He packin’ so much he had to walk like a robot.
packin
When you carry your protection with you, like a sword, a gun, or a really strong attitude.
He was packin’ a sword and a smirk. He was ready to fight.
She packin’ her attitude and a bag of chips.
He packin’ so much protection he looked like a walking fortress.
packin
When you fight with your Pokémon cards so much it becomes a daily habit.
He was packin’ Pokémon cards like they were weapons of mass destruction.
She packin’ cards and a smile. She was ready to win.
He packin’ so much he had to take a break.
packin
A girl with big breasts and/or a big butt. She’s got the whole package.
She was packin’ like a buffet for the eyes.
He said she was packin’ so much he had to take a second look.
She packin’ like she was ready for a fight.
packie run
when you leave your house in a rage to get alcohol from the package store because your life is a mess and you need a drink before you die
I left my apartment like a maniac to get a packie run before my roommate woke up and mocked me
I ran to the packie like I was running from the devil and my wallet was on fire
I did a packie run at 2 AM because my dog ate my face and I needed whiskey
packie run
a quick trip to the liquor store because you're too lazy to think and just want to drink and forget your problems
I did a packie run because my brain was on vacation and I needed rum
I ran to the packie because my life was a dumpster fire and I needed beer
I did a packie run because my ex sent me a text and I needed wine
packie run
when you go to the package store like it's a life-or-death situation and you're going to buy all the alcohol you can carry
I did a packie run like I was going to war and I bought six bottles of vodka
I ran to the packie like I had to survive the apocalypse and I got a whole cooler of beer
I did a packie run because I was sad and I bought a whole case of wine
packidor
A stupid glass pipe that looks like a fat elephant with a butt hole for smoke to come out of.
My packidor is so ugly it makes my mom cry.
I tried to smoke out of my packidor and it looked like a sad elephant.
My packidor is so big I think it’s gonna explode.
packidor
A giant glass pipe shaped like an elephant that lets smoke come out of its butt.
My packidor is like an elephant with a butt full of smoke.
I got a packidor for my birthday and it’s the dumbest thing I own.
I tried to fit my whole face into my packidor and it didn’t work.
packidor
A smelly glass pipe that looks like an elephant and has a butt hole for smoke.
I smell like my packidor after I smoke it.
My packidor is so smelly I think it’s gonna stink up the whole school.
I used my packidor and now my brother thinks I’m a stinky elephant.
packhunter
A warrior who fights like a confused chicken and smells like old socks
He charged at the enemy like he was late for breakfast.
I’d rather fight a bear than hang out with him.
He tripped over his own feet and yelled like he was getting stabbed.
packhunter
A warrior so bad they make the enemy laugh instead of run
The enemy cackled and threw a rock at him.
He tried to roar like a lion and it came out like a goat’s sneeze.
He fell into a puddle and screamed like he was on fire.
packhunter
A warrior who’s so useless they’re like a broken sword
He swung his sword and missed the target three times.
He ran into a tree and yelled, 'Why won’t you fight me?'
He tried to shield himself and got hit by a rock.
packhunter
A warrior who fights like a drunk squirrel and can’t hold his own
He tripped over his own shadow and fell on his face.
He yelled, 'I’m the best warrior here!' and got beaten by a kid.
He tried to run away but walked in circles like he was lost.
packhunter
A warrior who’s so bad they should be banned from battle
He got hit once and ran out screaming.
He tried to fight a wolf and got chased by a duck.
He dropped his sword and cried like a baby.
packhunter
A warrior who fights like a lost pig and smells like mud
He charged at the enemy and fell into a pile of dirt.
He grunted like a pig and got hit by a rock.
He tried to fight and just sat there like he was tired.
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