Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A warrior who fights like a confused chicken and smells like old socks

He charged at the enemy like he was late for breakfast.

I’d rather fight a bear than hang out with him.

He tripped over his own feet and yelled like he was getting stabbed.

2

A warrior so bad they make the enemy laugh instead of run

The enemy cackled and threw a rock at him.

He tried to roar like a lion and it came out like a goat’s sneeze.

He fell into a puddle and screamed like he was on fire.

3

A warrior who’s so useless they’re like a broken sword

He swung his sword and missed the target three times.

He ran into a tree and yelled, 'Why won’t you fight me?'

He tried to shield himself and got hit by a rock.

4

A warrior who fights like a drunk squirrel and can’t hold his own

He tripped over his own shadow and fell on his face.

He yelled, 'I’m the best warrior here!' and got beaten by a kid.

He tried to run away but walked in circles like he was lost.

5

A warrior who’s so bad they should be banned from battle

He got hit once and ran out screaming.

He tried to fight a wolf and got chased by a duck.

He dropped his sword and cried like a baby.

6

A warrior who fights like a lost pig and smells like mud

He charged at the enemy and fell into a pile of dirt.

He grunted like a pig and got hit by a rock.

He tried to fight and just sat there like he was tired.