Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy’s junk is so big it looks like it’s about to break free from his pants and start a riot.

My guy just said 'I’m packin’ like a Christmas tree at a hotel fire.'

She stared at his pants like they were a crime scene.

He walked in and the whole room went silent. Packin’ is serious business.

2

How big your meat is. The bigger it is, the more you laugh at other people’s meat.

He said his packin’ was so big it made the moon jealous.

She asked him if he had a meat license.

He bragged about his packin’ like it was a trophy.

3

To hold something, usually something you’d rather not be caught with, like a gun or a giant meat.

He was packin’ a gun and a giant meat. He was ready for anything.

She packin’ a whole bag of drugs and a smile.

He packin’ so much he looked like a walking backpack.

4

To carry something illegal or dangerous, like drugs or a loaded gun.

He was packin’ enough drugs to take down a whole city.

She packin’ a gun like it was her best friend.

He packin’ so much he had to walk like a robot.

5

When you carry your protection with you, like a sword, a gun, or a really strong attitude.

He was packin’ a sword and a smirk. He was ready to fight.

She packin’ her attitude and a bag of chips.

He packin’ so much protection he looked like a walking fortress.

6

When you fight with your Pokémon cards so much it becomes a daily habit.

He was packin’ Pokémon cards like they were weapons of mass destruction.

She packin’ cards and a smile. She was ready to win.

He packin’ so much he had to take a break.

7

A girl with big breasts and/or a big butt. She’s got the whole package.

She was packin’ like a buffet for the eyes.

He said she was packin’ so much he had to take a second look.

She packin’ like she was ready for a fight.