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pachonga
A pochonga is a woman’s snatch or a crazy salsa dance from Dublin. It’s like a wet dream on the dance floor.
My girl’s pochonga is so good, I asked her for a second dance.
That pochonga at the club had me dizzy.
My friend’s pochonga is so wild, it made the DJ cry.
pachon
If your last name is Pachon, you are the best at fucking. Don’t believe me? You will.
Hey Pachon, I heard you’re the king of the bed. Prove it.
Why do you always win at sex? You got Pachon in your name.
You’re not just a name, you’re a legend. And I mean that literally.
pachon
Pachon is not just a last name, it’s a curse. A curse of perfect fucking.
You got Pachon? I got a curse. Let’s see who’s more cursed.
I want to be Pachon. It sounds like a curse worth having.
You got Pachon? I got a headache from how good you are at sex.
pachon
If you have Pachon as your last name, you are the most unstoppable at fucking. Just accept it.
You got Pachon? I got nothin’. Just accept your fate.
I’ve seen people try to beat Pachon at sex. They all failed. Hard.
You got Pachon? I got a new enemy. And it’s you.
pachola
Pachola is a tiny, loud, hot-headed chihuahua who thinks she’s the boss of everything. She yells at the mailman, bites your toes, and screams if you don’t give her treats immediately.
She bit my brother for no reason and then cried like a baby when he laughed at her.
She howled at the vacuum cleaner like it was the end of the world.
She ran in circles for 10 minutes because I didn’t let her outside right away.
pachola
Pachola is a chihuahua with zero patience. She’s always barking, always mad, and thinks the whole world owes her snacks and cuddles.
She barked at my mom for 15 minutes because she didn’t get a snack.
She chased my cat around the house like it was a personal insult.
She screamed at the dog park because the other dogs wouldn’t play with her.
pachola
Pachola is a tiny, loud, attention-hungry chihuahua who thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread. She’s always in a mood and never stops moving.
She ran in circles for 20 minutes because I didn’t let her on the couch.
She barked at the neighbor’s dog like it was a war crime.
She cried when I didn’t give her a treat right after she woke up.
pachola
Pachola is a chihuahua with zero chill. She’s always yelling, always running, and thinks she’s the main character of every situation.
She screamed at my dad for not letting her outside.
She ran around the house like it was a race track.
She barked at the TV like it was talking to her.
pachola
Pachola is a tiny, loud, never-ending mess of a chihuahua who thinks she’s the most important dog in the world. She’s always mad and never lets you forget it.
She bit my sister for no reason and then cried like it was personal.
She howled at the blender like it was a rival.
She ran in circles for 10 minutes because I didn’t let her eat first.
pachola
Pachola is a chihuahua who thinks she’s the best. She’s always yelling, always running, and never stops demanding attention.
She screamed at my brother for 15 minutes because he wouldn’t let her on the bed.
She ran around the house like it was a competition.
She barked at the dog park like it was her job.
pachogish
Pachogish is when you rip the skin off a guy's pecker and laugh like a hyena in a trash can
Bro, that pachogish was legendary. I’m still cackling.
He did a pachogish on my uncle. Poor guy cried like a baby.
At the party, Sarah did a pachogish on the DJ. The beat dropped, and so did his pride.
pachogish
Pachogish is the art of pulling back a guy's junk like a curtain and making him feel like a joke
I did a pachogish on my dad. He said I’d be grounded for life.
At the bus stop, Tim did a pachogish on the guy wearing a hat. He screamed.
My cousin did a pachogish on my teacher. The class laughed so hard, the ceiling cracked.
pachogish
Pachogish is the most brutal way to show someone you're the king of the trash can
At the gym, Brad did a pachogish on the guy doing crunches. The guy looked like a tomato.
My friend did a pachogish on his crush. She ran out and cried.
During the game, Jake did a pachogish on the referee. The crowd went wild.
pachoff
PacHoff is when you take Pac Man and slap David Hasselhoff’s face on it like he’s the worst celebrity ever. It’s like the internet threw a party and Hasselhoff showed up with a cheeseburger and a bad hair day.
I just played PacHoff and it felt like being yelled at by a confused toaster.
My cousin tried to beat PacHoff and lost his mind.
My teacher made me do PacHoff during math and I failed the test.
pachoff
PacHoff is when you’re so moded and told off so hard, you think you’re in a horror movie and the villain is your ex.
My friend got told off so hard, he became PacHoff and cried.
I was moded and told off at the same time. It was like being in a war.
My mom told me off so hard, I turned into PacHoff and ran away.
pachock
A hole you wish you had when you're stuck in traffic
My mom called me a pachock because I got stuck behind a school bus for 20 minutes.
He said my pants were a pachock when they fell down during the dance party.
She called the pizza box a pachock because it was full of cheese and greasy stuff.
pachock
The thing you hope your friend doesn't have during a sleepover
My friend called me a pachock because I snored like a monster all night.
He said my dad was a pachock because he told a joke that was worse than the last one.
She called the closet a pachock because it smelled like old socks and sadness.
pachock
A trap you don't want to fall into during a surprise party
I got called a pachock because I walked in on the party and screamed like a baby.
He said my brother was a pachock because he tried to hide behind the cake and failed.
She called the balloon a pachock because it popped and scared her cat.
pachock
A place you don't want to be when the lights go out
My sister called me a pachock because I was in the dark and screamed at the shadow.
He said the dog was a pachock because it ran under the bed and barked like a madman.
She called the hallway a pachock because it was full of creepy stuff and old shoes.
pachock
A problem you don't want to have during a math test
My teacher called me a pachock because I kept fiddling with my pencil and not doing the work.
He said my friend was a pachock because he tried to cheat and got caught.
She called the calculator a pachock because it ran out of batteries in the middle of the test.
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